Last Of Us Part II but I feck everything up

00:00:00.000hey there friends how's it going my name

00:00:01.839is kevin and my playstation sounds like

00:00:03.919an aeroplane right now because we are

00:00:05.359playing the last of us too funnily

00:00:07.200enough i think i'm actually the last of

00:00:09.200us that doesn't have any spoilers for

00:00:11.519this game i i've heard a lot of leaks

00:00:14.080but i've not heard specifics which is

00:00:16.320ideal because we're gonna jump in and

00:00:17.760play some of this it is um midnight

00:00:20.880so excuse me if i look a bit tired but

00:00:22.960let's jump on in oh also i put the the

00:00:26.160text in spanish because i want to try

00:00:28.000and be more multicultural to attract a

00:00:29.920new audience

00:00:31.920and i've got text-to-speech on as well

00:00:33.760i'm really trying to get that niche

00:00:35.680because i think there's a gap in the

00:00:36.880market for spanish viewers who don't

00:00:38.960actually watch content they just listen

00:00:40.640to it

00:00:41.920historia no i i gotta turn this off

00:00:45.440oh god damn where is it

00:00:47.840from english oh thank god okay how do i

00:00:50.559turn off this

00:00:52.160what

00:00:53.360any minute now we should be in yeah the

00:00:55.600loading's a bit long well luckily the

00:00:57.840playstation's cam down so i i'd rather

00:01:00.160it take longer and the playstation

00:01:01.760doesn't sound like it's about to take

00:01:03.280off into orbit or really no oh it's joel

00:01:06.159and he's telling my favorite story about

00:01:08.720he how he murdered all those doctors

00:01:11.360it's a good bedtime story all right so

00:01:13.280we got a little rundown of what happened

00:01:14.960last time and now they're saying we

00:01:16.560should head back i'm not sure where oh

00:01:18.799good he puts his head down because i was

00:01:20.240like i'm not gonna clear that would be

00:01:21.920some start to the game if he gets a dunk

00:01:24.080on the head and just gets amnesia they

00:01:26.080could just replay the first game over

00:01:28.000and over again sorry joel i just made

00:01:30.400him stare into the sun and he's got his

00:01:32.240hand over like please stop hold l1

00:01:34.880button to gallop oh god that's kind of

00:01:37.200going to ruin the immersiveness of the

00:01:38.720video isn't it yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna

00:01:40.960turn that off text-to-speech

00:01:42.880oh kind of feels lonely now kind of felt

00:01:44.960nice kind of felt like i was playing

00:01:46.240with someone you know i had a bit of

00:01:47.280company good lord what is happening over

00:01:49.600there aurora borealis in this part of

00:01:52.079the country no it can't be it must be

00:01:54.000some sort of settlement i want to go up

00:01:55.840the waterfall no they've thought of

00:01:58.079everything those crafty bastards at

00:01:59.920naughty dog oh come on guys you could at

00:02:02.159least make some sort of pulley system

00:02:04.079don't make them push open those massive

00:02:05.920doors i'll take it to the grave if i

00:02:07.680have to is he talking about the story i

00:02:09.440told him or the horse cause i'd rather

00:02:11.280you didn't kill my horse if if that's

00:02:13.200okay look at me going off by myself i

00:02:15.599feel so lonely where's the

00:02:17.040text-to-speech girl when you need her

00:02:18.959this looks like a pretty sweet gig she's

00:02:21.280got like a vlogger set up here she's got

00:02:23.440a little desk with the fairy lights and

00:02:25.200everything i knew there'd be room for

00:02:27.040content creators in the apocalypse i

00:02:29.040knew it what's up joel

00:02:33.360just checking in this seems really

00:02:34.959awkward this is like they actually

00:02:36.480haven't talked in the like what seven

00:02:38.400years since the last game came out they

00:02:40.239don't really have that chemistry anymore

00:02:41.680it's awkward tommy and i went out riding

00:02:43.519the other day and

00:02:45.680he

00:02:48.840uh told me a joke and i i thought about

00:02:51.599you

00:02:52.720it's so awkward

00:02:54.400i love it

00:02:55.680oh shoot i forgot it

00:02:57.030[Laughter]

00:02:58.720it's like high schoolers talking to each

00:03:00.400other promise me

00:03:03.120and she won't laugh oh he's going to

00:03:05.120perform for us

00:03:06.879it is like high schoolers talking to

00:03:08.560each other oh my god this is so cool you

00:03:10.959can play the guitar and all the chords

00:03:13.040all right let me do some music for you

00:03:18.239she's just sitting there like this isn't

00:03:19.760making it any less awkward y'all he

00:03:22.000looks so deep in thought and i'm just

00:03:24.560spamming chords in his head this sounds

00:03:27.200much different okay anyway ellie here's

00:03:30.840wonderwall

00:03:32.480no okay no actually do it okay

00:03:35.710[Music]

00:03:40.239that was nice you know the last five

00:03:42.159chords the the star was a bit weird joel

00:03:44.159to be honest

00:03:46.879oh he's saying a nice little song there

00:03:49.200i can't play it though i'm afraid he'll

00:03:50.720dmc amy you know times are tough for me

00:03:52.879apocalypse joel i'd understand basically

00:03:54.959to break it down to you it was a perfect

00:03:56.560rendition of all star by smash mouth so

00:03:58.560what do you say tomorrow night first

00:03:59.920lesson she's probably like oh [ __ ] now i

00:04:02.239have to get listens from him and he just

00:04:04.000sat there mashing chorus for about 10

00:04:06.239minutes on the bed it's like he can't

00:04:07.920even play himself how could he teach me

00:04:09.920what is the downside to eating a clock

00:04:12.480oh he's remembered the joke um you'll

00:04:14.560have hands inside here it's time

00:04:16.320consuming oh god dammit that was my next

00:04:18.479guess four years later what oh my god

00:04:20.959this is a hell of a jump she can

00:04:22.479probably play guitar by now or at least

00:04:24.880mash that g car and like joel taught her

00:04:28.479hey is joel up oh thank god that's what

00:04:31.120i was waiting to hear

00:04:32.800i really thought he was going to be dead

00:04:35.680oh jesus just the fact that joel didn't

00:04:38.320show up and you know the whole thing

00:04:40.639earlier he seemed like a broken man i

00:04:42.320was really worried about him

00:04:45.520what oh she's a little bit clumsy sorry

00:04:47.919it's slippier lots of snow lots of ice

00:04:50.000hey jesse wait why did she say hi to him

00:04:52.320and not me what's wrong with me

00:04:55.680what you can't use gates

00:04:57.440what you wait for me to open it everyone

00:04:59.680in this camp is lazy oh my god they got

00:05:01.680a tractor it's like a little village

00:05:03.600this place is amazing the defenses on

00:05:06.320this side of town seem a bit weak the

00:05:08.400card looks like he's uh looking the

00:05:10.320wrong way and the wall looks a bit um

00:05:12.880meltable oh my god dude what is your

00:05:14.960problem you are so lazy god even being

00:05:17.919in a pub in like a game feels weird now

00:05:21.440like a crowded pub i'm not experienced

00:05:24.080then in a in a very long time maria

00:05:26.720tells me that you and dean are headed

00:05:28.160out

00:05:30.479i

00:05:32.320made you some sandwiches

00:05:35.680okay every social interaction is awkward

00:05:38.320in this game man i'm living for it i

00:05:40.400really really am enjoying it but the

00:05:42.160funny part is it's like ellie is the

00:05:44.080young one but it's everyone else making

00:05:46.080it weird

00:05:47.280open the door for him he doesn't know

00:05:48.639how thank you he struggles with that he

00:05:51.360pushed on the pull door one too many

00:05:53.120times and he can't deal with the

00:05:54.320embarrassment anymore

00:05:56.080three people trying to figure out a

00:05:57.440wheelbarrow one to use the wheelbarrow

00:05:59.759and two to supervise ellie

00:06:02.000can i talk to you for a sec i mean all

00:06:03.520i've been doing is talking i'd rather

00:06:05.360move on but oh god damn it looking now

00:06:07.680and now he's trying to figure out the

00:06:09.039gate

00:06:09.840he's just pushing on everyone with all

00:06:11.759his body weight but it's not opening he

00:06:13.360doesn't realize it's pulled

00:06:15.759ow oh for [ __ ] sake murder him you

00:06:18.240want to [ __ ] him up pull out the gun

00:06:19.680ellie let's go come here you think this

00:06:21.759is some sort of game do ya

00:06:24.160there you go kate how does it feel huh

00:06:27.360there you go i'm just [ __ ] nailing

00:06:29.680him like point blank all right you're

00:06:32.160next ah there you go i'm balling them up

00:06:34.639and patting them as well making them

00:06:36.000into hard ice

00:06:38.720no care get destroyed i'm bigger than

00:06:41.199you i'm stronger than you and i got a

00:06:42.720gun

00:06:44.960oh well now that my parent is in trouble

00:06:46.960i'm gonna flee oh god but this waste

00:06:49.520high fence has got me stuck how are you

00:06:51.599doing down there all right i should

00:06:53.039probably save her because it's 30

00:06:54.560minutes past midnight and i i've got to

00:06:56.319sleep at some point i can't just watch

00:06:58.479her get killed in the slowest way

00:07:01.039possible finally someone who can use

00:07:02.960gates oh yes a rifle now let's go back

00:07:05.199and deal with those kids

00:07:07.039wait who are these people

00:07:08.639woman okay thank you for clarifying wait

00:07:11.039is this the house the jewel was at

00:07:12.560earlier no it's a different house okay i

00:07:14.080have no idea where this is going then

00:07:15.919all i know is this woman has a weird way

00:07:18.319of traversing the snow apparently we're

00:07:20.560off to see the wizard of oz

00:07:26.560you want to keep going

00:07:28.000just drive all the way to mexico god she

00:07:29.599can really maintain a conversation while

00:07:31.280jumping like this okay might have gone a

00:07:33.120bit overboard there going to come back

00:07:35.440crawl to get under that log

00:07:37.199is mel okay she seemed out of it these

00:07:39.919past few days oh no not mel i'm very

00:07:42.240attached to that character no i have no

00:07:44.160idea what's going on i have a feeling

00:07:46.080like this group or at least this guy is

00:07:48.319a bad dude i'm just trying to kill them

00:07:50.240but it's the game won't let me

00:07:52.240even if i make her dizzy she refuses to

00:07:54.080jump off the

00:07:56.960make it waterfall

00:07:59.120i must be soaking i'm gonna catch my

00:08:01.199death which is probably a good thing

00:08:04.560this is embarrassing

00:08:06.240she's fallen into it three times it's

00:08:08.400too high she says that she walks to the

00:08:10.800very very edge i'm not even attempting

00:08:13.280to stand in i'm just doing everything i

00:08:15.280can to kill this woman i made it oh is

00:08:17.840this our settlement they found our

00:08:19.199settlement they have electricity

00:08:22.000guns yeah this isn't good whatever

00:08:24.080they're plotting is not good assuming

00:08:26.479he's in there how do we get to him him

00:08:28.560who who are they looking for who are

00:08:29.840they looking for could be santa claus

00:08:31.520that that would explain all the snow and

00:08:33.279everything i was pregnant why do i know

00:08:35.519more about mel than i know about joel i

00:08:37.919don't i haven't even seen mel [ __ ] it at

00:08:41.279least now we know her name is abby

00:08:42.880rather than just a woman and i guess

00:08:44.320we're heading off to that uh outpost

00:08:46.320over there oh yay we did it story's over

00:08:49.839stay tuned for the last of us part three

00:08:52.560they're giving me a different tip so i

00:08:54.399press square while aiming to toggle with

00:08:56.399shoulder because they have no tip on

00:08:57.760file to tell me don't jump off cliffs i

00:08:59.839don't give a [ __ ] oh she doesn't care

00:09:02.160apparently i don't care if you kill me

00:09:03.760you gotta keep playing as me until you

00:09:05.040finish this part she reminds me of me in

00:09:07.120a way we don't really match on any

00:09:08.640character traits but we're both as

00:09:10.240elegant as a gazelle as we skip through

00:09:12.240the forest

00:09:17.120okay really i've got to stop doing this

00:09:19.120sort of thing

00:09:20.959like i'm not just skipping for the parts

00:09:22.880i'm putting in the video i was literally

00:09:24.560skipping the whole way along the cliff

00:09:26.640side you're alive answer me or else

00:09:30.160all right he's down

00:09:33.120oh my god [ __ ] off dude as if you could

00:09:35.680live under there you're talking nonsense

00:09:37.600i don't want whatever you're selling

00:09:40.240oh my god what was that dodge can i get

00:09:41.920that in slow motion please look like she

00:09:43.760gave herself whiplash

00:09:45.920oh come on where are you all coming from

00:09:47.680all of a sudden i'm just [ __ ] running

00:09:49.440[ __ ] this place is this place open oh my

00:09:51.360god no i don't i don't want to fight

00:09:52.800you're scaring me oh my god now i'm

00:09:54.480shadow boxing it turns out her character

00:09:56.720is a pacifist but not intentionally

00:10:00.160yeah girl power what are you serious

00:10:03.600where are you coming from

00:10:06.800my shoulder oh my god she's got messed

00:10:08.880up shoulders too maybe i am like this

00:10:10.800character i'm flip-flopping so bad in

00:10:13.360fact mid-sentence i've decided i hate

00:10:15.120her again

00:10:16.800oh my god are you eating something tasty

00:10:18.720give me some oh my god she's almost

00:10:20.320eating my arm if i'm not careful

00:10:22.959okay someone over here has got

00:10:24.079constipation i think i'm gonna go help

00:10:25.839them out here i got the cure this will

00:10:27.680stop your constipation oh [ __ ] all right

00:10:30.160just strike okay that that works too i

00:10:32.560mean that's a lot easier than still

00:10:34.079killing them actually weather's getting

00:10:35.839bad getting bad what's your idea of good

00:10:39.120ah

00:10:40.079yes horse tracks i thought they were

00:10:42.160just footprints god i'd be bad at

00:10:43.680tracking then again my feet are huge all

00:10:46.000right i leave massive tracks too shut up

00:10:49.040okay

00:10:50.079sorry i'm not pretty good on my horse

00:10:52.000just kind of bumping into things now

00:10:53.680that we're back with uh ellie i'm

00:10:55.360wondering will we get to meet up with

00:10:56.800joel

00:10:57.760i just want the team back together

00:10:59.680there's the town i don't think we needed

00:11:01.519binoculars to see that town you know

00:11:04.399like it's it's [ __ ] huge okay this

00:11:07.519doesn't look too good maybe it's joel

00:11:10.079maybe we're on his tracks he might have

00:11:11.920gotten hungry i don't know he's a big

00:11:13.680dude how many do you think it would take

00:11:15.279to bring down a moose 20 infected or one

00:11:17.920joel i'm going around with four bullets

00:11:20.079okay i got 12 in my pistol at least but

00:11:21.839jesus traveling light bullets would just

00:11:23.920weigh me down

00:11:27.360what are you eating what the hell is

00:11:29.200that odds bits of the elk or whatever

00:11:30.959that was a moose i don't know oh yes

00:11:33.519sink medication that's what i want just

00:11:36.240loose medication left by the

00:11:40.839sink oh [ __ ] sake ah now it's just like

00:11:45.040an irish pub brawl this is my strong

00:11:47.200suit

00:11:48.320oh god there's another one like right

00:11:49.839there oh i'm so sorry you had to see

00:11:51.680this he was probably her friend too

00:11:57.519appreciate that call out

00:12:01.360jesus christ danger close she's a loose

00:12:04.240cannon i don't think i like my partner

00:12:08.399i just smashed it right on her face she

00:12:10.800took it like a champ though

00:12:13.120jesus christ almighty dude what were you

00:12:16.160just waiting around there to jump out on

00:12:18.079me was that intentional

00:12:22.240no wonder i'm light on bullets she must

00:12:24.000have taken all of them because she's

00:12:25.440shooting everything that's alcohol oh

00:12:27.680nice chug chug chug this is pure alcohol

00:12:31.200why are we even coming to the super

00:12:32.720americas my question or in over our

00:12:34.639heads like are we here for shopping i

00:12:36.959don't even like regular shopping can we

00:12:39.200just shop online

00:12:41.040oh for [ __ ] sake can she go first at

00:12:44.000least one time

00:12:52.079and she's back to shooting this girl is

00:12:54.079going to cause a [ __ ] avalanche

00:12:57.920oh sorry if she's going loud i'm going

00:13:00.240loud except i'm not as strong as she is

00:13:02.240in cutscenes okay everyone is freaking

00:13:04.000out this might have been a bad idea here

00:13:06.240what thanks oh my kind of present take

00:13:08.639out the cloth and drink that

00:13:10.210[Applause]

00:13:12.000oh my god there's so many of them

00:13:15.040oh my god stop running around me jesus

00:13:17.120christ i'm trying to track these all

00:13:18.560down she's just doing her cardio and

00:13:21.040he's still moving

00:13:23.360uh

00:13:25.440nope

00:13:26.320all right all clear jesus thank god that

00:13:28.480was a lot that's pretty stressful

00:13:30.399actually my my palms are quite moist

00:13:34.320oh thank god i've fallen off the roof

00:13:36.720but i'm finally out of there good

00:13:38.320horsies that we left next to the moose

00:13:40.639that had been ripped apart

00:13:42.480let's get out of here following you no

00:13:44.800i'm not

00:13:46.000i'm going i want to continue with the

00:13:48.000story i've had enough shopping

00:13:52.399wait where the hell did she just go she

00:13:54.000just straight up disappeared she didn't

00:13:56.079even stop at this stop sign she's been

00:13:58.240reckless there you are i really thought

00:14:00.720she was gone where are we going

00:14:03.760just trust me why would you say that

00:14:05.920like that doesn't inspire confidence at

00:14:07.839all just say there's a building just

00:14:09.360over here

00:14:13.519oh my god this is some jim picking stuff

00:14:15.920going on here oh my god

00:14:18.880it's weed oh my god there's so much weed

00:14:22.480it's like electricity is run off

00:14:24.000generators and the guy's like i'll

00:14:25.519supply the rest of the human race with

00:14:27.920weed like let's get everyone alive hi

00:14:30.880[ __ ] it

00:14:32.320god that's an extreme way of saying no

00:14:34.000to drugs and we stuck here a while right

00:14:36.000oh god she uh said yes to drugs really

00:14:38.399fast she changed her mind

00:14:40.160this seems like a really bad idea i feel

00:14:42.720like i'm intruding on like a really um

00:14:45.600intimate moment here oh god and here's

00:14:48.079woman i'm so interested where this is

00:14:50.079going i want to see who she's even gonna

00:14:52.000find in that house she seems so pissed

00:14:54.160off look at that face but i can't and

00:14:56.240we've played enough i've played a lot

00:14:58.560more than i usually play uh when i do

00:15:00.959these videos but uh i just can't do any

00:15:03.440more but i hope you guys enjoyed uh this

00:15:05.600game seems interesting i love the first

00:15:07.360game so i i'm going to be playing the

00:15:08.800rest of it i just don't know whether

00:15:10.079i'll play it on the channel or on twitch

00:15:12.560which i live stream on five times a week

00:15:14.320or by myself i don't know but uh yeah i

00:15:16.399hope you enjoyed uh i appreciate you

00:15:19.279watching as always and i do hope to see

00:15:22.160you next time folks i'm gonna let joel

00:15:25.040play us out because he seems really

00:15:26.480eager to launch his music career so yeah

00:15:29.120thanks for watching bye for now