The Last of Us Angry Review [Remastered]

00:00:04.220hello and welcome to my review of

00:00:09.870glasses I know this game is a year old

00:00:15.179can I never got to play it and now that

00:00:17.430it's been remastered for the PlayStation

00:00:19.5904 this was my chance and I wasn't gonna

00:00:22.230let that slip honey let's snap to it

00:00:29.480come on Ellie

00:00:31.080let's go

00:00:41.860I was so excited to get my hands on this

00:01:06.130game finally winner of over 200 game of

00:01:09.970the Year awards on the PlayStation 3

00:01:12.280well this definitely had some incredible

00:01:15.009hi to get me pass and win me over but

00:01:18.820you know what you know what a game

00:01:20.500reaches this level in gaming it suddenly

00:01:22.690comes under fire from naysayers look you

00:01:25.450this game search it's not good you know

00:01:29.800Xbox fanboys well to them I say soapy

00:01:33.300because this game is freaking undeniably

00:01:36.820awesome a well crafted masterpiece that

00:01:40.149even holds its own on the next

00:01:42.190generation hell it's actually the best

00:01:44.740game on the next generation that says

00:01:47.590something about the actual next-gen

00:01:49.659consoles now most of you probably

00:01:52.720already know the story by announcement a

00:01:54.520year the world is plunged into chaos

00:01:56.620when a virus outbreaks that turns people

00:01:59.950into violent creatures the twist is that

00:02:02.979instead of being straight-up zombies

00:02:05.260they had a realistic spin on it basing

00:02:08.649it on an actual real-world infection

00:02:11.920called cordyceps that infects ants and

00:02:15.280all sorts of insects in the jungle the

00:02:17.890most interesting interaction is when

00:02:19.600they're infecting us the fungus induces

00:02:22.269a suite of chemical changes inside the

00:02:24.519body together and this causes the

00:02:26.470individual to leave the nest

00:02:27.970the ants ascend small saplings in the

00:02:30.910understory vegetation and they have what

00:02:33.160really does appear to be a directed

00:02:35.049behavior they're moving towards the

00:02:37.570midpoint of the leaf and they're

00:02:39.579defining the tissue and they're biting

00:02:41.739deeply in

00:02:42.660once the ant is dead it grows a long

00:02:45.720stalk from the back of the head and this

00:02:48.120is the stock to spores and by dying

00:02:51.060above and colony what is essentially

00:02:53.580happening is that the fungus has

00:02:55.470invented a sniper's ally of infection

00:02:57.960where spores are being hurled down on

00:02:59.880top of them and this is how the

00:03:01.260infection reoccurring in the society the

00:03:04.380fungus is so virulent it can wipe out

00:03:06.780whole colonies of ants and it's not just

00:03:10.020ants that fall victim to this killer

00:03:14.540there are literally thousands of

00:03:17.209different types of cordyceps fungi and

00:03:19.609remarkably each specializes on just one

00:03:23.540species this angle is so perfect it adds

00:03:28.849so much extra fear and creepiness now

00:03:31.760that it's jumped to humans I'm convinced

00:03:34.549that if a zombie outbreak really were to

00:03:36.739happen it's not hell filling up but it

00:03:39.560would be nature gone wrong a biological

00:03:43.189terror and then somehow makes zombie

00:03:46.549outbreaks fresh again oh boy

00:03:52.129look at that oh that is [ __ ] nasty

00:03:54.829there's like dicks growing out of his

00:03:57.620neck but no look at his butt Joe Joe

00:04:04.760tell me look at his butt tell me that

00:04:07.010ain't dicks going out his butt chat your

00:04:09.500nose right now this game brings the

00:04:17.479intense feels immediately and it never

00:04:21.320pulls its punches the opening sequence

00:04:24.229with Joe's personal loss will hit you

00:04:26.570hard I'm gonna censor a little bit of it

00:04:28.550but look at me and other Joe's reaction

00:04:54.210one mission now 20 years later joel has

00:05:04.360made his way from somewhere near Austin

00:05:07.240Texas that's my hometown extra points

00:05:09.490for that but they ain't no road like

00:05:11.050this I've been on all the roads ain't no

00:05:13.360road like this window you shut your

00:05:17.020dirty mouth all the way to Boston he now

00:05:21.190lives in this government controlled safe

00:05:23.440zone except for the safe zone socks and

00:05:27.400has atrocities of its own the guy with

00:05:30.610the hoodies not clean ha ha ha I sense

00:05:33.550it

00:05:43.950he thinks he's not clean he knew he

00:05:46.900wasn't clean so much so that a group has

00:05:49.419rebelled and broken off to create the

00:05:51.340fireflies who battle with government

00:05:53.530forces and bandits alike for a better

00:05:55.750future

00:05:56.400now the first major character we meet in

00:05:59.200this post-apocalyptic blad survivor

00:06:02.169world is Tess who seems to have had a

00:06:05.260relationship with Joel in the past or

00:06:07.750something in this new world and holy

00:06:10.120[ __ ] is she perfect for him because

00:06:13.000she's a [ __ ] badass I mean she saved

00:06:15.820my and other Joe's ass more times than I

00:06:19.360can count

00:06:19.990[ __ ] oh [ __ ] she's killing everybody Joe

00:06:25.030oh yeah

00:06:28.000man one here she killed everybody [ __ ]

00:06:31.550no [ __ ] I like this girl man she gets

00:06:35.480[ __ ] done oh look out look out you got

00:06:48.470another one behind Joe Joe turn your ass

00:06:50.570around Oh Joe you're gonna charge them

00:06:57.440with a gun and you're gonna blow you

00:06:59.270just oh oh my god are you guys seeing

00:07:03.710this in chat when jess is doing

00:07:05.960everything for other gentlemen this is

00:07:08.780so awesome

00:07:10.150other Joe failed Tess epic win now

00:07:15.980granted the AI isn't always perfect I

00:07:18.380did run into one or two normal soldier

00:07:20.960dumbasses in the game it's through her

00:07:23.750that we eventually meet the leader of

00:07:25.700the fireflies Marlene who wants us to

00:07:28.430smuggle a teenager girl named Ellie

00:07:31.430played so perfectly by Ashley Johnson

00:07:35.470light on the reading but it's got some

00:07:37.700interesting photos Ellie that ain't for

00:07:40.550kids whoa how how the hell could even

00:07:44.990walk around with that thing get rid of

00:07:46.790that hold your horses I want to see what

00:07:49.130all the fuss is about Oh Barney's all

00:07:52.610stuck together that's [ __ ] way

00:08:04.070now let me stop a moment here and just

00:08:07.199tell you just gush about Ellie she is

00:08:09.600one of the most fascinating real

00:08:11.280down-to-earth perfectly written and

00:08:13.590acted voice-acted characters I've ever

00:08:16.110come across in a long while

00:08:18.780possibly the best NPC ever she's not

00:08:21.330your typical escort mission save me I'm

00:08:23.820helpless no she's a fiercely independent

00:08:26.460girl forced to grow up in the worst

00:08:28.949conditions and holy [ __ ] I never thought

00:08:31.949I'd hear another person swear as much as

00:08:34.380I do shed she's just as dangerous and

00:08:50.160capable as Joel at taking out the bad

00:08:52.650guys she's also freaking adorable at

00:08:56.190times Hey

00:08:58.380what I said you we walk down the steps

00:09:00.420what I say just fixing your stupid pile

00:09:03.930don't touch god dammit

00:09:10.040anywho basically the story sums up to

00:09:12.810getting Ellie who could potentially save

00:09:15.120all humanity to a firefly facility who

00:09:18.060have been working on and searching for a

00:09:19.740cure and while this admittedly doesn't

00:09:22.350sound like a unique story it's not

00:09:24.240really and it doesn't even take many

00:09:27.089unexpected twists or turns it just

00:09:30.270manages to tell it in such an engrossing

00:09:33.770believable way that we become fully

00:09:36.390immersed and invested in what's

00:09:38.430happening we care about what's happening

00:09:40.350to Joel we want to see him loved again

00:09:43.410we care about what happens to Ellie we

00:09:46.260want to see her grow and survive and

00:09:48.600this is done with some of the best

00:09:50.910natural writing and an excellent pacing

00:09:55.020I've seen in a video game it rivals that

00:09:57.720of the best movies and television series

00:10:00.150on this very John room the relationship

00:10:03.480between Joel and Ellie alone just the

00:10:06.029way it evolved over the game is so

00:10:09.120memorable that it's not a title that

00:10:11.670you're gonna forget anytime soon there's

00:10:13.829not one

00:10:14.720moment or throwaway character here

00:10:17.139everyone that you meet is interesting

00:10:19.970and sometimes horrifying that's what

00:10:23.959makes this journey worth it that's why

00:10:26.300it's won a lot of awards you may say

00:10:28.939it's over hi but she'd be [ __ ] wrong

00:10:31.040because it's a damn good game and that's

00:10:34.279why a lot of people say it's a damn good

00:10:36.350game oh my god it's a game play is so

00:11:05.389friggin intense it's just as strong as

00:11:08.329the game story it's this third person

00:11:10.850shooter with you know lots of stealth

00:11:13.399elements and more exploration and you

00:11:15.529might expect from you know this it is an

00:11:18.230admittedly linear adventure now despite

00:11:21.649that the level designs are just so smart

00:11:24.290that you always feel like it's open

00:11:25.970there's multiple paths and options for

00:11:28.579completing a section shooting mechanics

00:11:31.040are good there's a natural cover system

00:11:33.579you'll have to be careful about the

00:11:36.170amount of noise that you create oh and

00:11:38.509fist fights are satisfyingly awesome and

00:11:41.689rarely as melee combat done well in

00:11:44.509these types of games but here you could

00:11:47.329just feel the impacts with it's

00:11:49.750fantastic sound design like I just want

00:11:52.459to go punch somebody in the game right

00:11:54.019now oh oh man you damn that sounds off

00:11:59.389but again like you're slapping me whoa

00:12:06.439yes I get you doing

00:12:08.569damn the animations in this game too

00:12:11.089that that's crazy

00:12:12.620the infected enemies are all scary as

00:12:15.649hell it's actually those damn play cards

00:12:21.410shut making that sound creepy

00:12:28.610they sound creepy there's a [ __ ]

00:12:31.830disgusting I don't even want to touch

00:12:33.270them but the game says [ __ ] that and it

00:12:36.120puts you right close to them right up to

00:12:38.490them especially had key several points

00:12:40.470in the game where there's clickers

00:12:42.660Brunner's all between you and your

00:12:45.540objective and it's up to you to figure

00:12:47.340out how to get past them oh it's a

00:12:58.860roller coaster ride man

00:13:00.690and if you have the game on any of its

00:13:03.060harder difficulties it's quite a

00:13:05.010challenge you're gonna die a lot I got

00:13:09.240it I got it I got it I don't got it

00:13:19.520strangle shut your damn mouth you shut

00:13:29.610your shower everybody heard you shut

00:13:32.820your mouth god damn it okay let me try

00:13:41.730it but should I put it on hard stealth

00:13:45.270is so important you're gonna want the

00:13:47.520path of least resistance the best policy

00:13:49.860is to use your vision mode that allows

00:13:51.840you to hear and locate baddies through

00:13:54.810walls to find the best path around them

00:13:57.090use bottles and bricks that you find in

00:14:00.420the environment to manipulate enemies

00:14:02.370out of your path and find ways around

00:14:04.380them while taking out a few key road

00:14:07.140block enemies here and then mini-boss

00:14:09.810bloaters are real challenge that you

00:14:12.060need to Saviour Molotov cocktails for

00:14:14.910but whatever you do stay away from their

00:14:17.670grass because they mean business

00:14:31.990of course it's not just about the

00:14:34.190infected let's face it

00:14:35.690humanity sucks bandits manipulate maim

00:14:39.260rape murder kill innocents for food and

00:14:42.110supplies and for fun just trust no one

00:14:45.230but he's not bad joke clearly he's

00:14:47.540moving he's good [ __ ] him but he's still

00:14:51.770alive good uh is he yeah he's dead oh my

00:15:01.610god bloom

00:15:03.460damn that [ __ ] there's a new society all

00:15:06.710right you want to live you want to die I

00:15:08.750want to live I'll live on strike that

00:15:16.430[ __ ] you just intimidated me to where I

00:15:21.470had the gun all of a sudden you have the

00:15:23.330gun now power fear power and feared they

00:15:27.170are real people Joe uses his backpack as

00:15:30.950an inventory system where you can pack

00:15:33.530in it more weapons and supplies and you

00:15:36.860see in this game it is so important to

00:15:39.290scavenge for materials in between

00:15:41.720battles it actually means something

00:15:43.730because it uses a crafting system and

00:15:47.060you find these components that share

00:15:49.820common ingredients which means that

00:15:52.640you'll have to decide do I want a health

00:15:55.220pack right now or a Molotov cocktail and

00:15:58.250it helps that every single item that you

00:16:01.070can craft there's not a single useless

00:16:03.410one your choices are always meaningful

00:16:05.900so you can locate workbenches and find

00:16:08.510training manuals through exploration

00:16:10.630that will allow you to upgrade each one

00:16:13.820of these useful items and weapons using

00:16:16.700scrap that you've collected from your

00:16:18.500excursions

00:16:21.620mine mine when you run out of ships you

00:16:26.760feel vulnerable yle doesn't give me her

00:16:30.210[ __ ] pocket knife I will never know

00:16:33.030le what the [ __ ] is that

00:16:36.740you've had that you've had that night

00:16:39.150the whole time you realize how many

00:16:40.620ships I had to go through give me the

00:16:43.650knife

00:16:45.800le cush stop stop being cute for once

00:16:49.890and give me the goddamn knife she even

00:17:17.610has a better load out than Joel when you

00:17:20.190actually take direct control of her

00:17:22.080eventually and she's so fun to play as

00:17:24.450especially with her character set up so

00:17:27.270well before you take control I just

00:17:29.400didn't want to let go of her and go back

00:17:31.200to Joel basically there's never a dull

00:17:33.510moment in this game from start to finish

00:17:35.550whether you're intense stealth sections

00:17:37.950a gun battles with infected or bandits

00:17:41.090scavenging desperately for supplies or

00:17:43.530just taking in the scenery

00:17:45.480you are always enjoying the hell out of

00:17:48.360yourself through roughly 1214 hours of

00:17:51.570gameplay graphics and visuals were

00:17:55.170already among the best that the ps3

00:17:57.480could offer which have been further

00:17:59.160improved here with sharper textures 60

00:18:02.100frames per second and while it's not at

00:18:04.710the exact level of current ps4 games

00:18:07.560showcasing the graphics it does hold its

00:18:10.290own and it looks fantastic the

00:18:12.810production valleys have really held up

00:18:14.910especially the animations no doubt due

00:18:18.150to some heavy motion capture work the

00:18:20.220enhanced graphics helped bring this game

00:18:22.680to life especially in everyone's facial

00:18:25.440expressions you could recover any second

00:18:27.960quick

00:18:28.430counter with our slash dude I was [ __ ]

00:18:48.920delighted and practically frolicking

00:18:52.240knowing that it wasn't over and I had

00:18:55.220even more story to dive into with the

00:18:58.850Left Behind dlc included for free into

00:19:01.970the package that's like two or three

00:19:03.560more hours

00:19:04.700with a side story in a mall with Elian a

00:19:07.520clothes character from her past name

00:19:09.680right now instead of having to wait

00:19:11.900eight months for this additional story

00:19:13.820which could probably be disappointing

00:19:15.800once you pick it up then you can plan as

00:19:17.960soon as the credits roll and it just has

00:19:21.350really fun creative things like kids

00:19:23.360being kids playing with water guns

00:19:38.080Halloween masks am I ever gonna get to

00:19:41.990play a video game your chances are

00:19:48.320dismal [ __ ] you let's go photo booth

00:19:53.120sessions and of course the pun book

00:19:56.110would you find there it's very

00:19:58.370interesting stuff is it is it like a

00:20:00.710Survival Guide and it can help us out

00:20:02.210check this out okay

00:20:03.530did you know if diarrhea was hereditary

00:20:06.010rather than your genes what okay

00:20:11.810pun seriously we don't need bones right

00:20:15.320now look a book just fell on my head

00:20:19.640my shelter blaze no no I think there's

00:20:25.549something coming I try to catch him fog

00:20:29.179earlier I missed [ __ ] [ __ ] le put night

00:20:35.570put the book down and help me nevermind

00:20:41.120is too cheesy

00:20:42.470ally not Derek put the hook down and

00:20:46.010help me but

00:20:58.260we also get greater context to Ellie

00:21:01.710herself through yet another touching

00:21:04.570storyline that reveals some surprising

00:21:06.789things about her her who she is now just

00:21:11.200as in Red Dead Redemption I would have

00:21:14.409been content with this story and the

00:21:17.770gameplay and its DLC bundled in but they

00:21:20.799saw fit to include the multiplayer modes

00:21:23.710to help extend its life and value even

00:21:26.470more you'll get another ten to twenty

00:21:28.990hours out of this as it's really quite

00:21:31.510good they add another unique spin to

00:21:34.150your standard deathmatch like creating a

00:21:35.890meta game where you pledge allegiance to

00:21:37.600either the bandits or the fireflies and

00:21:39.309build up your own pack of survivors that

00:21:41.830you can import from Facebook

00:21:43.510your friends who you care for and look

00:21:46.150out for as their leader in matches

00:21:48.510progression that allows you to grow this

00:21:50.830clan unlock new perks weapons and

00:21:53.559upgrades in the matches themselves the

00:21:56.530game carries over its crafting system

00:21:59.409the visual listening mode to create

00:22:02.169these really fun cat-and-mouse games of

00:22:05.409teamwork where it's four on four

00:22:07.740coordination and readiness will win the

00:22:10.390day here if you still aren't convinced

00:22:13.480about how awesome this package is then

00:22:16.150then you have clear fungus growing from

00:22:18.610your brain considering how addictively

00:22:21.580fun and creative the multiplayer is

00:22:24.130alongside this insane value worth every

00:22:28.059cent the remastered version has

00:22:30.490rightfully achieved legendary status and

00:22:33.549earns a ten out of ten

00:22:35.919making this the fourth game ever to earn

00:22:38.890my highest rating and it's deserves it

00:22:42.580it was the best on PlayStation 3 and it

00:22:45.850is literally the best on PlayStation 4

00:22:48.520right now the only reason not to pick

00:22:52.210this up is if you've already bought it

00:22:54.940on ps3 and yet bought the DLC for

00:22:58.450everyone else though this is a required

00:23:00.760must play must own if you move from Xbox

00:23:04.240360 to PlayStation 4 buy this game

00:23:07.570you don't have it at this point shame on

00:23:09.490you now that it's on ps4 you've got no

00:23:13.120excuse get this version immediately I

00:23:15.730hope this series turns into a franchise

00:23:18.670for Naughty Dog because I'm itching to

00:23:20.920play as Ellie again and figure out just

00:23:23.380how their story ends until then I will

00:23:26.860see you guys on the next Andrew Joe show

00:23:30.930okay I know it doesn't look like it but

00:23:33.940this here is not a bad read only one

00:23:36.280problem right there to be continued

00:24:01.010Ellie I second skull Joey you are the

00:24:07.580ugliest Ellie ever amazing no yeah

00:24:15.350should sell did you know better you know

00:24:17.360it's hereditary and runs in your genes

00:24:20.510Oh God I mean Ellie do you really want

00:24:31.100some help

00:24:44.200well that was I'm not that good with

00:24:50.720bones