Outriders Angry Review
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00:00:01.199hey guys thank y'all for being so
00:00:02.879patient
00:00:03.520on this one and uh i just want to thank
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00:00:16.400was very grindy uh had a lot of server
00:00:19.199and crashes i detail
00:00:20.800all those in the review there are a lot
00:00:24.480of f-words and that bombs in this not
00:00:26.720only from the game itself but from me
00:00:28.640as stuff was crashing so headphone users
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00:00:48.559all right it's time to start the
00:00:50.320outriders review come on let's go
00:01:05.920all right let's get other joe
00:01:19.119you ready for the review
00:01:40.799let's go then
00:01:56.399all right what are you doing joe i i do
00:01:59.280this part alone i
00:02:00.399don't really need you for this part but
00:02:02.240i'm a pyromancer i'm gonna make this hot
00:02:04.640now yeah uh the hottest one yet
00:02:07.200pyromancers
00:02:08.319yeah they're they're a little under
00:02:09.599power they don't really do anything i
00:02:12.000i do things i don't i don't need a
00:02:13.840pyromancer joe for this review
00:02:15.599so if you can just uh
00:02:18.640yeah we've seen your damage number joe's
00:02:20.400they're they're pretty pathetic so
00:02:22.800fine you know all right well let me know
00:02:25.440if you need anything warmed up
00:02:27.120yeah like the enemies i don't think i
00:02:30.000need
00:02:30.560any enemies warm all right guys
00:02:34.640let me say this before the damn game
00:02:37.200fades to black again
00:02:38.720or crashes or logs me out is that
00:02:41.599basically playing out
00:02:50.080i said you done [ __ ] it
00:02:52.570[Music]
00:03:02.840mother
00:03:13.840you don't [ __ ] it up you made it worse
00:03:16.319by the launch
00:03:17.280week server issues okay we are uh we are
00:03:21.120authenticating
00:03:22.640oh okay well yes happy april fool's day
00:03:27.920outriders more like offliners
00:03:32.48016 times the
00:03:35.840connection errors or logged outers
00:03:54.879most frustrating is if you were playing
00:03:56.480a boss and you were just about to beat
00:03:58.080him and you get kicked
00:04:00.080choose this weakest one
00:04:05.920what the [ __ ] has got full [ __ ]
00:04:07.599health again
00:04:08.959yeah one of them's healing him it's the
00:04:11.760[ __ ] captain everything on the
00:04:13.280captain
00:04:14.959this is not refilling my mag like i was
00:04:17.359promised
00:04:19.280oh flanking maneuver
00:04:34.000what am i stuck on oh we're gonna get
00:04:36.560disconnected
00:04:37.440okay yeah
00:04:53.600this really kills the experience we
00:04:56.880had these server issues from the very
00:04:59.280first day
00:05:00.400to the very last day especially during
00:05:02.800the final boss even
00:05:07.759or just save your interrupts for anomaly
00:05:10.080riffs
00:05:10.800so i will try to do that
00:05:27.280it's going so well
00:05:30.400it was early in the fight right instead
00:05:32.240of being towards the end end of the
00:05:34.080fight
00:05:35.039we had that one alex that was it i felt
00:05:38.320man could you imagine oh yes could you
00:05:41.919imagine yes we can imagine
00:05:45.520luckily it was at the beginning and i
00:05:47.600wouldn't play i wouldn't play anymore
00:05:49.919how would you feel about the game after
00:05:52.800experiencing this crap
00:05:54.320yeah not very good and even but joe
00:05:57.680there was just launch issues but if you
00:05:59.759were even able to get past the server
00:06:01.600issues
00:06:02.080you'd still have to deal with memory
00:06:04.720leak crashes
00:06:06.400where's jake up that bailey what a
00:06:08.960character right
00:06:13.120so let's look at this one
00:06:19.360it wasn't me
00:06:23.199it wasn't me [ __ ]
00:06:28.319with the [ __ ] bugs in the [ __ ]
00:06:30.240yank up you had a video memory man
00:06:33.360random hard crashes now here's where we
00:06:37.039had our problems we could not return to
00:06:38.880the lobby because the [ __ ]
00:06:40.960servers were bro [ __ ] broken maybe
00:06:44.000it's these [ __ ] that are with me that
00:06:45.919are ruining everything
00:06:47.520what i knew it was oj the whole time i'm
00:06:50.479gonna return alone
00:06:53.039and my whole [ __ ] game crashed
00:06:56.160my whole [ __ ] game crashed
00:07:00.160ship
00:07:15.120low level fatal error file unknown
00:07:18.880line 578
00:07:22.639command close
00:07:28.840failed
00:07:31.759all of us are freezing the enemies they
00:07:33.759got no chance
00:07:38.639now i'm freezing and toxic
00:07:43.680i crashed yep
00:07:47.680we're doing two okay i'm i'm done
00:07:51.120i can't [ __ ] yeah i'm done too i'm
00:07:53.520gonna i'm done
00:07:55.120we're [ __ ] done and the most annoying
00:07:58.160no [ __ ] hard glitches where's the ui
00:08:03.120i don't think it's supposed to look like
00:08:04.800see look at that spawn
00:08:06.400god damn it what is going on
00:08:09.840where the [ __ ] is the ui is that dlc
00:08:16.160you have to pay for the enemies this is
00:08:18.800the future of gaming everyone
00:08:21.840i'm making a joke but still this is
00:08:24.840ridiculous
00:08:26.720every single time you log in okay i have
00:08:29.759no [ __ ] hun
00:08:31.199all right wait is there enemies
00:08:34.560bad guys there's bad guys but i still
00:08:36.399have no hud
00:08:38.159you all have a hud i do
00:08:41.519yeah we're just just yeah this is
00:08:44.959generator losing power hungry joe's
00:08:46.959approaching the hood
00:08:48.560the hood is losing power
00:08:51.760the hut is losing power is approaching
00:08:54.320the generator give me my goddamn hud
00:08:57.120when you can't see [ __ ] or play properly
00:09:01.279i want to get me [ __ ] boots check it
00:09:04.560oh no
00:09:12.880this is a brand new [ __ ] character
00:09:15.920where the [ __ ] my heart go you can't
00:09:18.959even
00:09:19.360program your game right to give players
00:09:21.680[ __ ] hugs
00:09:23.519these guys get hugs i don't get a hud
00:09:26.240you get a hud
00:09:27.279you get a hud [ __ ] you you get a hud
00:09:31.200i want a hud
00:09:34.560each and every time i loaded up this
00:09:37.440game
00:09:37.920i fought with it to [ __ ] play it i
00:09:40.080had to battle for my hud
00:09:41.760i had to fight through the servers i had
00:09:43.680to go through the hard crashes to
00:09:45.519experience this game
00:09:46.959for about 30 hours i know i don't want
00:09:49.279to say chat
00:09:50.640i don't want to see jack jack i don't
00:09:53.360want to see
00:09:53.920where is it come on no no
00:09:57.040i'm not going to look i'm not going to
00:09:58.480look i'm not going to look
00:10:00.160i'm not going to let please please
00:10:01.920please i'm not going to look
00:10:08.560tell me when it's loaded it's loaded
00:10:11.279okay
00:10:14.000[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] what the [ __ ] where
00:10:17.839the [ __ ] is my heart
00:10:19.200i hadn't stole your stupid [ __ ] game
00:10:21.360give me my [ __ ] heart back
00:10:23.120i [ __ ] did the [ __ ] god damn
00:10:25.839[ __ ] piece of [ __ ]
00:10:27.600[ __ ] hood why do i have a hut here
00:10:30.240and why do i have a hood here and if i
00:10:32.320press the [ __ ] escape button i got
00:10:33.839the [ __ ] hud there but put your
00:10:35.440[ __ ] heart in the [ __ ] game
00:10:37.600[ __ ]
00:10:40.640and i can already hear the fanboys and
00:10:42.959apologists
00:10:43.680booting up their excuses every game has
00:10:46.800launch issues joe no no stop it
00:10:51.120no no stop making excuses for people who
00:10:55.200delay the game
00:10:56.240for nine months to put it out in this
00:10:58.839state stop
00:11:00.399this is why games continue to come out
00:11:02.240in this state because people like you
00:11:03.839are making excuses for people like them
00:11:06.399it is not appropriate this is not how
00:11:08.640video games should have to work
00:11:10.399there are literally companies you can
00:11:11.920hire to stress test your servers for you
00:11:13.839to make sure that [ __ ] doesn't happen
00:11:15.600and they chose not to do that so they
00:11:17.360don't get credit for working on the
00:11:19.279weekend because they didn't do their
00:11:20.399[ __ ] job for the last nine months
00:11:22.320that is not how this works games come
00:11:24.640out unfinished because
00:11:25.760you people keep apologizing for them oh
00:11:27.839no it's fine
00:11:28.800no this big plate of spaghetti's got
00:11:30.880[ __ ] all over it but it's fine the
00:11:32.160spaghetti underneath still get no stop
00:11:34.399that is not how this works
00:11:37.440you as a consumer you paid your money
00:11:39.200you deserve better
00:11:40.720have some more [ __ ] self-respect amen
00:11:45.120so the actual game itself is it worth
00:11:47.519all this frustration
00:11:48.800is it worth 60 dollars i'll just get
00:11:51.120straight to it and say
00:11:52.240no not in my opinion not right now
00:11:55.600luckily though it's on game pass so i'd
00:11:58.480say
00:11:59.040buy it through that if you're gonna play
00:12:00.800it at all but we were on pc and
00:12:03.120apparently
00:12:03.920it's one of the first games to only be
00:12:06.480on console game pass and not pc
00:12:09.120console game pass so all three of us had
00:12:11.519to pay 60 dollars for the game
00:12:13.600and we were pissed afterwards
00:12:18.160don't hear me here i'm leaving
00:12:23.120i told you not to hear me see you bro
00:12:24.800you you crashed my game
00:12:28.240joe you broke you [ __ ] look at this
00:12:32.000look at this [ __ ] move i'm over here
00:12:34.160healing him
00:12:35.760live and
00:12:36.900[Music]
00:12:42.240touch me i'm healing you brother i told
00:12:45.279you
00:12:45.600don't touch me oh it crashed
00:12:49.839and it crashed you saw that got that
00:12:51.680live yeah
00:12:53.440you got that [ __ ] game the game
00:12:56.639doesn't make the best first impression
00:12:58.720it is an always online third-person
00:13:01.360looter shooter
00:13:02.399and it's gonna remind you of all those
00:13:04.959games in that genre it's a little bit of
00:13:06.959the division
00:13:08.240a little bit of destiny a little bit of
00:13:10.399anthem and a lot a bit of generic
00:13:13.120right there are tons of invisible walls
00:13:16.959and your character can't even [ __ ]
00:13:18.839jump
00:13:22.959i can't go down there because uh because
00:13:26.079invisible walks
00:13:28.480cool pulls me out
00:13:41.680it is embarrassing to get stuck on the
00:13:43.839corners of the map
00:13:44.880and stairs all the damn time and try to
00:13:47.199figure out what you could fault and what
00:13:48.639you can't
00:13:50.240i guess we need to go this way
00:14:05.199i know exactly why you stopped joe
00:14:09.199why because the ground is sharp
00:14:14.000you are constantly under fire so you
00:14:16.639want good music and sound design
00:14:18.959well this isn't it the music is generic
00:14:21.839when it's
00:14:22.320even there whoa you guys getting voices
00:14:26.560managed to keep my truck after all these
00:14:28.839years
00:14:30.000all i guess rock music well i just
00:14:33.120tripped the ai systems bypass the
00:14:34.880graphics
00:14:35.519really really bad rock music
00:14:38.959yeah but that's it i got nothing else
00:14:41.920even [ __ ] potato
00:14:43.040footsteps
00:14:49.519and the guns sound like [ __ ]
00:14:55.199i win what is with
00:14:58.560the guns how do they sound
00:15:01.839like somebody's making somebody
00:15:05.760somebody's making popcorn
00:15:10.160look out guys
00:15:13.680oh popcorn
00:15:17.839who's making popcorn
00:15:34.399joe
00:15:37.440are you playing out riders without me
00:15:40.800what no i'm making some popcorn
00:15:48.240oh well uh makes up for me too
00:15:52.320okay yeah i'll throw in another bag
00:16:03.920it was baffling to see that the first
00:16:06.399three to four hours of the game are
00:16:08.160actually kind of some of its worst
00:16:10.240it gets a bit better later but it's the
00:16:13.600mostly uninspired
00:16:15.199levels where the enemies are constantly
00:16:17.519rushing you
00:16:18.560and if you back up too much and you get
00:16:20.240this weird do not lead
00:16:22.079enemies to your allies message huh
00:16:32.240don't lead enemies to your allies what
00:16:36.959don't lead enemies to your allies
00:16:41.440you [ __ ] don't lead enemies to
00:16:43.600your allies
00:16:44.639okay sorry
00:16:49.440and then it resets the entire [ __ ]
00:16:51.440level and forces you to do it all over
00:16:53.920again
00:16:54.560what the [ __ ] i'll get frozen
00:16:58.000do not lead enemies to your enemy
00:17:04.400what what did you what happened
00:17:09.439i'm a corpse again [ __ ]
00:17:13.439[ __ ] [ __ ]
00:17:17.120[ __ ] this game [ __ ] this game
00:17:20.160[ __ ] this game
00:17:24.079i'm done this game is [ __ ]
00:17:27.439i was literally five foot from a [ __ ]
00:17:30.559enemy
00:17:31.440and it said do not lead enemies to your
00:17:34.400allies
00:17:35.440and it reset the whole [ __ ] thing
00:17:37.120that that we better not have started all
00:17:39.280over
00:17:39.919i'm going to walk out here i'm a ghost
00:17:41.760it's not going to be
00:17:43.200all over it is all over
00:17:47.360all i was doing chat was going to the
00:17:50.400uh the [ __ ] restock restarting the
00:17:53.919whole [ __ ] thing is stupid
00:17:55.600just put a barrier like you put
00:17:57.520everywhere else in this [ __ ] game and
00:17:59.440like everybody else does for god's sake
00:18:02.320leveled like these right one area after
00:18:05.440another
00:18:06.240over and over till another cringey cut
00:18:09.360scene
00:18:09.760the facility get me out of here i'll
00:18:12.480lead you
00:18:14.559they locked him in there with a bike
00:18:15.679lock yes
00:18:18.000it's a future alex this guy's very
00:18:20.480dangerous
00:18:21.840use the bike lock
00:18:29.520it's either cringey or way too [ __ ]
00:18:31.600short they fade to black
00:18:33.360fade to black everything fade to black
00:18:35.840it asks if somebody is ready to play
00:18:38.080fade to black
00:18:39.600i think when i'm in another screen or
00:18:42.080joe didn't
00:18:43.200didn't hit one i don't know what
00:18:44.480happened
00:18:50.080but i opened the door
00:18:53.600yes oh it was a great cutscene did you
00:18:55.600love it i loved it
00:18:57.440jump across a bridge you need to fade
00:18:59.520the black
00:19:04.400yeah man just chilling
00:19:08.799right am
00:19:15.039and when they last for more than a
00:19:16.799minute these are without a doubt
00:19:19.360some of the most awkward cringy story
00:19:22.320cut scenes i've seen in a long
00:19:24.080time i'm not even holding back i don't
00:19:26.720know
00:19:27.200whether to laugh or to be confused or to
00:19:30.080just be shocked
00:19:31.200it is so odd it is off somehow
00:19:35.440august you came back
00:19:42.640[Music]
00:19:47.440what exactly is your friend doing
00:19:50.559it is if tommy wiseau wrote this [ __ ]
00:19:53.679you came back
00:19:54.510[Music]
00:19:59.440i did not oh hi mark
00:20:04.840bailey [ __ ] look at this [ __ ] thing
00:20:08.159it's making the [ __ ] storm
00:20:10.640no nothing man do you do you have some
00:20:12.799secret forget it why don't you try it
00:20:14.320forget it dude is it some secret don't
00:20:16.320forget i'll talk to you later
00:20:17.840well whatever well it's not him then not
00:20:20.880then a 12 year old that thinks it's edgy
00:20:22.799as hell
00:20:23.360man altered what the [ __ ] does that mean
00:20:26.000oh [ __ ]
00:20:26.720you are you [ __ ] kidding me
00:20:30.000you think you're dreaming this is real
00:20:32.559believe me it's [ __ ] real
00:20:35.520fudging real i've never woken up
00:20:38.799the anomaly [ __ ] me up too but i only
00:20:42.080get the visions
00:20:43.600always horrible visions all my life
00:20:46.799[ __ ] the map is a bit deceptive at first
00:20:49.679i was blown away with all the content
00:20:52.000that there seemed to be there
00:20:53.679so if i'm looking at this map it
00:20:56.880kind of looks like we're halfway through
00:20:59.039the game
00:21:00.320look at that [ __ ]
00:21:08.559what no no
00:21:14.840no no
00:21:16.640what
00:21:19.760oh my god i can't do it man
00:21:23.600i can't i i was just oh man
00:21:27.360but it turns out i was right and the
00:21:29.360rest is literally just a strike
00:21:31.120a straight line not gobs of nobes like
00:21:33.600they're at the beginning like they're
00:21:34.720like oh [ __ ]
00:21:35.520it'll rush and hurry it up you know like
00:21:37.120that horse is just funny
00:21:39.840i don't know these levels it's just the
00:21:42.240map the map
00:21:43.200sucks it's not intuitive you don't know
00:21:45.520where you're at easily on the local map
00:21:47.120you can't even see which [ __ ]
00:21:48.159direction you're facing
00:21:49.360to give you some kind of orientation on
00:21:51.120where to go next they rather want you to
00:21:53.120press a tab so you can follow a
00:21:54.720[ __ ] hand-holding little breadcrumb
00:21:56.720that shows you exactly where to go
00:21:58.159because their map is a piece of [ __ ]
00:22:01.760i can't tell where i'm at in the goddamn
00:22:05.280where am i in the world chat
00:22:10.240but i think the main issue is that the
00:22:12.480game doesn't have
00:22:14.000any health packs and and the normal
00:22:17.039gameplay luke
00:22:18.080it's like this mechanic for healing is
00:22:20.640either
00:22:21.120shooting enemies with bullets faster or
00:22:24.159killing enemies with bullets faster
00:22:26.320that's how you get your health
00:22:27.760so what it does is it encourages you to
00:22:29.600brute force levels and brute force
00:22:31.600stand out in the open especially with
00:22:33.679many abilities that literally make you
00:22:35.760stand out in the open
00:22:52.840hey
00:22:54.370[Music]
00:22:59.039i will block all of the bullets
00:23:04.240after you know 10 20 hours of this
00:23:06.480there's just not much point to take
00:23:08.080cover in the game aside from
00:23:09.679a few sniper shots and insane harder
00:23:11.919levels but it's so much more efficient
00:23:13.760to just kill enemies right in front of
00:23:15.600you
00:23:15.919and soak up all the health and after a
00:23:18.080while it feels like
00:23:19.280a chore
00:23:30.159all right this is this isn't even fun
00:23:32.720anymore
00:23:34.320this honestly feels more like serious
00:23:36.080sam
00:23:40.480never mind they're just coming in it's
00:23:43.200just wave after wave at the wave yeah
00:23:45.200it's serious sam
00:23:47.840like we don't know what to do so we just
00:23:50.000made more
00:23:51.600yeah and that's when the game is not
00:23:54.080glitching you out
00:23:55.120as at one point it glitched glo joe to
00:23:57.600the other [ __ ]
00:23:58.559side of a closed door along with a boss
00:24:02.320can you bring him
00:24:13.360he's almost dead joe you gotta finish
00:24:16.840him
00:24:18.960i need you to kill that guy i'm trying
00:24:21.840man i don't know what you want to do
00:24:23.520i want i want you to shoot him and kill
00:24:25.679him all right
00:24:26.880that's what i've been doing for the past
00:24:29.12030 minutes
00:24:30.559is he almost dead you have a different
00:24:32.799gun you can use
00:24:34.559trying to stop him from [ __ ] healing
00:24:36.240but he's got this fighting ways
00:24:37.919yeah he's just chain healing he's just
00:24:39.360he'll almost back to full
00:24:41.940[Music]
00:24:44.320teleport in this building i can't get
00:24:46.000out i was trying to look for a way out
00:24:48.400there is no way out it's a broken
00:24:50.799[ __ ] thing
00:24:51.760but surely the story itself holds this
00:24:54.559game up right
00:24:55.679wrong the story is subpar
00:24:59.200what do you do in this epic game will
00:25:00.960you make a linear journey
00:25:02.640to with your truck to send out a signal
00:25:04.960to a satellite above
00:25:06.400riveting it is it's writing like i said
00:25:09.679it's writing
00:25:10.640is even worse its main protagonist is
00:25:13.679unlikable this dude is a psychopath he's
00:25:16.559constantly shooting people in the head
00:25:18.480and just being a straight up dick it
00:25:21.600means you can't get sniped
00:25:26.240our hero ladies and gentlemen
00:25:29.440this dude's always one tapping people
00:25:31.840you gotta double tap
00:25:33.360[ __ ] if you're gonna be
00:25:34.400cold-blooded double tap
00:25:36.400dumbass stand down or your people will
00:25:39.679die
00:25:41.360you [ __ ] guy with them
00:25:44.880i'm not threatening them [ __ ] you
00:25:47.039just say flying to me
00:25:48.799[ __ ] you man [ __ ] you the main
00:25:51.279character's such a [ __ ] [ __ ]
00:25:53.760take out all the vendors
00:26:00.720ah i agree do i know you
00:26:04.960mr chang sends his regard
00:26:09.360oh come on in the middle of my line
00:26:13.039what are you doing
00:26:17.440take that the cameraman couldn't keep up
00:26:20.799[ __ ] when i killed a man he knows it was
00:26:26.020[Laughter]
00:26:28.400i love my i love my guy goes around
00:26:31.600her take as much as she can you didn't
00:26:34.159have to kill him
00:26:35.919she can't identify with them the
00:26:38.000supporting characters
00:26:39.279are either forgettable or worse
00:26:41.559extremely painfully awkward
00:26:44.360[Music]
00:26:48.320what exactly is your friend doing you
00:26:50.720don't care about any of the characters
00:26:52.799if they get killed so you don't get
00:26:54.320any emotion out of the story get her up
00:26:56.880i'm taking it back to my truth
00:26:59.919you have to find the dog's truck it's
00:27:02.159more important than me
00:27:03.440you have no idea there's a briefcase
00:27:13.279all i heard was gurgling noises oh
00:27:15.760really
00:27:16.559hold on must have been real funny on
00:27:18.720joe's screen where there's no audio
00:27:20.320no just stay with me damn it go all
00:27:22.880right
00:27:23.840go and half the game it's a nonsensical
00:27:27.279cat fight
00:27:28.159that just ends for no reason
00:27:32.640oh hell no i'm not going anywhere with
00:27:34.960that [ __ ] no we did we just did that
00:27:37.279scene
00:27:37.760and terrible cut scenes did that we just
00:27:40.799did that cut scene where the channel
00:27:42.720lady was like oh hell no i'm not going
00:27:44.320anywhere with that [ __ ]
00:27:45.600what [ __ ] way
00:27:48.960guide us over radio draw a map we are
00:27:50.880not taking her
00:27:52.399and then the very next cut scene this
00:27:54.640lady is oh hell no i'm not going
00:27:56.240anywhere that [ __ ]
00:27:57.760yeah oh we are not really she's playing
00:28:01.600this is her way of weaseling her way
00:28:02.960into our troop she's spying for corrigan
00:28:05.360you see that in your crystal ball admit
00:28:07.919it you psychopath
00:28:11.200you know i'm right you couldn't pay me
00:28:13.679enough of whatever price
00:28:17.840there is no interesting villain
00:28:19.600characters there are no breaks
00:28:21.919there is no change of pace missions it's
00:28:25.600times the bullet sponges okay
00:28:28.799over and over there are a total of
00:28:31.840two i repeat two good boss battles and
00:28:34.799one alright one
00:28:35.919the first is a spider oh my god
00:28:39.679oh [ __ ] i hate spiders i'm out boys
00:28:42.799where are you going joe come on get back
00:28:44.720here nope
00:28:46.000you get back here i found some [ __ ] over
00:28:48.320here come over here
00:28:50.320well okay new bad guy back joe i'm going
00:28:54.399but even that reminds you of a certain
00:28:56.320other game it's anthem it's anthem you
00:28:58.799don't want to copy anthem guys
00:29:02.000oh cool yeah that's what i like to see
00:29:05.120this is what i like to see yes sir yes
00:29:08.159dynamic [ __ ] breaking through rocks
00:29:20.200[Laughter]
00:29:21.080[Applause]
00:29:23.200see to me this is better than the
00:29:25.360division
00:29:28.080hell this right here better than destiny
00:29:34.320i mean i wish the boss attacks were
00:29:36.559better right
00:29:38.080but i like these big dynamic you know
00:29:41.279things that are
00:29:44.399you know visually striking impressive
00:29:47.360make you feel like you're on an alien
00:29:49.200planet
00:29:50.320you know what i mean and second it's the
00:29:52.080final boss right
00:29:53.840and only he's only memorable because his
00:29:55.679name is yakok and he has way too many
00:29:57.679balls
00:29:58.720well so this is yagak uh in case you
00:30:01.039were wondering
00:30:02.720uh yeah this is
00:30:06.080what i don't want to find the [ __ ]
00:30:10.640oh [ __ ] it's your [ __ ] rex raw head
00:30:14.000wrecks
00:30:15.919what you're thinking of god you know
00:30:17.360what it was eat diarrhea [ __ ]
00:30:22.480oh [ __ ] better oh
00:30:25.840[ __ ] i thought you're supposed to shoot
00:30:28.320his [ __ ] balls
00:30:29.600okay get rid of the blue balls this game
00:30:32.559[ __ ] sucks my [ __ ] has too many balls
00:30:36.720his battle is the only battle in which
00:30:38.799we actually had to do
00:30:40.159something coordinate and take on
00:30:42.159different unique attacks and abilities
00:30:44.159to complement each other and we couldn't
00:30:46.399simply ignore
00:30:47.760all of the [ __ ] that's going on on the
00:30:49.120screen like you could in everything else
00:30:51.120in this game
00:30:51.919if there was more of that final boss
00:30:53.440battle all throughout the [ __ ] game
00:30:56.320then it would be all right right the
00:30:58.000first spider and then the final boss
00:31:01.200kill it with fire
00:31:04.640oh yeah this is much better i'm stuck
00:31:08.000this is much better look at the levels
00:31:10.640connection levels
00:31:12.399yeah we both got booted from your game
00:31:15.679it's all you bro what it's how are you
00:31:18.000what the [ __ ]
00:31:19.120come back but for
00:31:22.399all of its clear flaws and i've
00:31:25.519bashed on it for a while now outriders
00:31:28.080actually does
00:31:29.360three key things right and it does them
00:31:31.919even
00:31:32.480better than the loader shooters that is
00:31:34.799competing against destiny division
00:31:36.799anthem
00:31:37.519all the rest what i know right
00:31:40.720let me tell you about it for one it is
00:31:43.519plentiful
00:31:44.559and highly customizable loot that is the
00:31:47.200best part of this game
00:31:48.320they aren't stingy at all that sucks
00:31:57.039what what do i get where's
00:32:02.159oh jesus christ
00:32:05.679a lot of stuff you always lose i like
00:32:08.960that
00:32:10.799at the end of levels and expeditions you
00:32:12.640get tons of it
00:32:14.159almost none of it useful after you find
00:32:16.480your first good things
00:32:17.360but at least you can sell them or
00:32:19.120deconstruct them for a really awesome
00:32:21.600crafting mini game
00:32:22.960where you you know you need these
00:32:24.480resources and and you customize your own
00:32:27.200loot and weapons and armor with these
00:32:29.279mod slots there are tons and tons of
00:32:32.720cool modifiers for your equipment tier
00:32:34.720one tier two tier three
00:32:36.399and that you can attach to new loot that
00:32:38.559you get to customize it to function the
00:32:40.559way you want it to function
00:32:42.320finding really cool and interesting
00:32:44.480combinations
00:32:45.360that can [ __ ] break the game and give
00:32:47.519you infinite blighted rounds and ammo
00:32:49.760which i'm sure they're gonna [ __ ]
00:32:50.960patch out by the time this
00:32:52.320review comes out right which made me a
00:32:54.960dps monster
00:32:56.080and actually was fun at times i actually
00:32:58.480like [ __ ] like this but i'm sure it's
00:33:00.000patched out
00:33:00.720and i hope more looter shooters actually
00:33:03.120give you
00:33:03.919this level of control and these
00:33:05.919interesting decisions
00:33:07.200okay we're getting cooler here now we're
00:33:10.159getting cooler chat this is improving
00:33:15.039whoa now we're talking
00:33:19.679now we're talking this is the kind of
00:33:21.760stuff
00:33:22.720that makes the game addicting this is
00:33:24.720the kind of stuff
00:33:25.919that you want to see well what is
00:33:27.279another legendary well let me grind for
00:33:29.760another few [ __ ] hours so i could see
00:33:31.600another
00:33:33.120you know gun bottle and another one
00:33:36.720and another one hell you can respec at
00:33:39.440any time
00:33:40.320which is so cool it leads you to want to
00:33:42.159create some really awesome builds
00:33:44.159it's just too bad that the pyromancer
00:33:46.720sucks
00:33:47.360and he's underpowered and there's just
00:33:49.840so many
00:33:51.039better clear-cut choices than others
00:33:54.159that most will just build the same way
00:33:56.480anyway
00:33:57.760it was easier the second time
00:34:01.120yeah when joe didn't get teleported
00:34:03.279through the [ __ ] level
00:34:07.600i took joe something is wrong i think
00:34:09.599with your build man if alan how is alex
00:34:12.159doing more damage than you'd alex is the
00:34:13.919tank
00:34:15.119second good thing that it does is it's
00:34:16.879got great variety
00:34:18.240in its locations and enemies you're
00:34:20.399going to be going to forests
00:34:22.159plains deserts winter wonderland
00:34:25.280wastelands just across this whole planet
00:34:27.839the environments they're
00:34:29.359actually more visually impressive than
00:34:31.280an anthem there's dynamic things
00:34:33.200moving nice these are the best weapons
00:34:37.520i've had so far
00:34:40.000haha you thought you was gonna give me
00:34:42.159dumbass
00:34:43.280see this game can be fun oh
00:34:46.720darn it
00:34:50.159you never [ __ ] know with this game
00:34:52.320man i tell you what
00:34:53.919you got this nice little animation bring
00:34:56.960it all through
00:34:58.880bring it on through let's go
00:35:02.079come on excuse me you're driving over my
00:35:04.880[ __ ] boots you [ __ ]
00:35:07.440and there's an actual [ __ ] cataclysm
00:35:10.000you know
00:35:10.560as uh as another game couldn't do
00:35:16.240whoa it's the cataclysm in anthem
00:35:20.720that's what it's supposed to look like
00:35:25.280cool this one actually looks good i
00:35:28.400agree
00:35:28.800okay i've got the pump from the truck
00:35:30.880it's more visually impressive
00:35:32.640uh in its environments
00:35:36.480and that variety of enemies it this
00:35:38.640isn't shitty division
00:35:40.160where you're shooting the same dude on
00:35:41.680the side of the road who's a bullet
00:35:43.599sponge
00:35:44.320here there's tons of interesting you
00:35:46.640know creatures and things like that
00:35:48.560there are bullet sponges but it makes a
00:35:50.079tiny bit more sense in this sci-fi
00:35:52.400world i actually think i like the
00:35:54.560concept of outriders more than the
00:35:56.480division
00:35:57.440well cool all right
00:36:01.440getting better this is the kind of enemy
00:36:04.720variety i was hoping for
00:36:09.359fire all rockets
00:36:14.720what i'm actually having fun i think the
00:36:17.839bad mood is dissipating
00:36:20.000by the end of your journey you you will
00:36:22.000have fought enough of the goddamn brood
00:36:24.160mothers
00:36:25.040just that you'll [ __ ] be sick of your
00:36:27.040own mother
00:36:28.240and bruce oh [ __ ] it's the boss
00:36:34.160it's the brood mother
00:36:38.880[ __ ] get away from her you [ __ ]
00:36:43.200it's a brood mother get away from here
00:36:45.760you [ __ ]
00:36:48.880hey how many times we fought a brood
00:36:50.560mother twice
00:36:52.320this the second time i think this is
00:36:53.760third time through another again
00:36:56.560rude mother how many [ __ ] times i got
00:36:58.400a [ __ ] fight [ __ ] your birth mother
00:37:00.160i'm getting real [ __ ] sick and tired
00:37:01.680[ __ ]
00:37:02.320brother brood brood brother brood mother
00:37:04.400brood mother mother mother brood brother
00:37:06.640mother [ __ ] mother [ __ ] brood i think
00:37:10.079this
00:37:10.400is at least the fifth sixth time [ __ ] up
00:37:13.839i know
00:37:14.320you give me all this [ __ ] garbage
00:37:15.839green loot we're on goddamn world tier
00:37:17.680seven god damn it
00:37:19.599finally the last thing that it gets
00:37:21.599right is its launch end game
00:37:23.680surprise this game actually has a robust
00:37:26.960end game at launch
00:37:28.560a near impossible task for these types
00:37:30.880of [ __ ] games
00:37:32.000it does it better than its competitors
00:37:33.680seem to pull off you know
00:37:35.359until years later and it gets right now
00:37:38.240here there's
00:37:38.960already 15 different encounters at
00:37:42.000varying
00:37:42.560challenge tears that drop a ton of
00:37:45.200freaking loot
00:37:46.560and you'll fight enemies that escaped
00:37:48.960you in the main story and that final
00:37:51.119boss returns in the 15th mission
00:37:53.599that you could kill again unfortunately
00:37:56.160there's no
00:37:56.800crazy [ __ ] like six player massive raids
00:37:59.440but you know the 15 end game missions
00:38:01.920is like a dream for people who love
00:38:03.680endgame content
00:38:04.960and these types of games to just go
00:38:06.240through over and over and over again
00:38:08.880to get assigned a tiny little maybe
00:38:11.440chance at a different role or a
00:38:12.880different drop or a different epic since
00:38:14.800it's so stingy
00:38:15.839with the legendaries until challenge
00:38:18.079tier 10 11 12 maybe
00:38:20.16012 13 14 15. and that's if you want to
00:38:23.520play that long
00:38:24.480through harder and harder and more
00:38:26.160spongy and spongy enemies you see what
00:38:27.839i'm saying
00:38:28.320and do you really want to battle my [ __ ]
00:38:29.839over and over for good loot it has too
00:38:31.839many balls
00:38:32.560you don't want to battle the glock over
00:38:34.000and over all right oh [ __ ] it's a [ __ ]
00:38:37.680so yeah i tore into outriders but that
00:38:40.480was my experience
00:38:42.079yours may be different you can get
00:38:43.760pissed off at me if you want
00:38:45.440but i only tell it like it is and how i
00:38:47.599see it i like people can fly
00:38:49.680they are nice ass people they even enjoy
00:38:52.079enjoy the angry joe show a few of them
00:38:53.760were fans they flew us over
00:38:55.280to check out the game like a year ago
00:38:57.280but i have to always
00:38:58.720always no matter what be brutally honest
00:39:01.200when it comes down to it and tell it
00:39:02.960like it is
00:39:03.760so that's it that's my review angry
00:39:07.119review of outriders i wanted to like it
00:39:09.599i love loot and the game does that
00:39:12.000aspect well
00:39:12.880it's just the other aspects that are
00:39:15.200average to below
00:39:16.560average the final verdict for outriders
00:39:19.680is gonna be
00:39:20.560a five out of ten gets half of it right
00:39:23.119it's
00:39:23.920oh [ __ ] [ __ ] someone's
00:39:27.119doing shooting get kicking down get down
00:39:31.599oh what happened i'm just making popcorn
00:39:35.040yeah i i got that i'm i'm having
00:39:37.520flashbacks
00:39:38.640towel riders joe see power man's not
00:39:41.280useless
00:39:43.680yeah yo all right that's it
00:39:47.200i'll see you guys on the next angry joe
00:39:49.839show and please buff the pyromancer
00:39:52.160it's embarrassing
00:39:59.200[ __ ] i just realized by exiting the game
00:40:01.119i'm not gonna be able to get back into
00:40:02.640the [ __ ] game
00:40:04.800[ __ ] thank you guys so much for watching
00:40:08.400that if you want a g-fuel recommendation
00:40:11.040uh i recommend pewdiepie it's my
00:40:13.920favorite flavor
00:40:14.960they also have a bobby boisenberry one
00:40:17.680of their new flavors
00:40:18.800and i think xqc is getting a flavor as
00:40:21.520well go check the website right now
00:40:23.68030 off any tub really really enjoy this
00:40:27.119stuff it keeps you going uh it's got
00:40:29.119some good energy and no sugar so
00:40:31.680check it out supports the show directly
00:40:33.599and thank you so much
00:40:34.880for watching just do it
00:40:40.560your dreams