I made the worst stories ever on AI Dungeon

00:00:00.000hey there friends how's it going my name

00:00:02.560is kevin and today we're playing ai

00:00:04.160dungeon you like how i just kind of

00:00:06.000sped through that there express intro

00:00:08.559now i'm ruining it by rambling anyway

00:00:10.480i'm playing a high

00:00:11.519dungeon which is basically an adventure

00:00:13.519with infinite possibilities because ai

00:00:16.080is generating what happens i'm

00:00:18.480interested to see how this goes because

00:00:20.160i feel like ai

00:00:21.119myself sometimes malfunctioning ai but

00:00:24.160ai all the same

00:00:25.279all right let's pick my my setting i'm

00:00:27.680thinking cyberpunk

00:00:29.199i just want to see npcs glide around and

00:00:31.519cops spawn behind me throughout this

00:00:34.160it's like the character i'll be a punk

00:00:36.480and your character's name

00:00:38.000punk man is just going to be like

00:00:43.120i'm i'm gonna break their ai it just

00:00:45.440sounds like something a five-year-old

00:00:47.280would write you are punk man

00:00:49.120hey punk living in the futuristic city

00:00:51.920of zale

00:00:52.719you have a small zorb blaster hidden in

00:00:55.280your jacket and a hollow band on your

00:00:57.280wrist

00:00:57.680you wake up in a dark alley with bruises

00:00:59.440all over your body you have no idea what

00:01:01.039happened you stand up and see a bloody

00:01:02.800piece of

00:01:03.600bionite you once heard that bionites

00:01:05.439were intelligent but you never saw it

00:01:06.880before then it speaks to you

00:01:08.479okay so story what happens next i do

00:01:11.600what do you do or say what do you say uh

00:01:14.159what do i say

00:01:15.119hey there friend my name is hunkman

00:01:18.640how is it going the buying out doesn't

00:01:22.640respond but you feel a surge of emotions

00:01:25.360you can feel fear from the blind

00:01:27.280happiness sadness and many more

00:01:29.200is that what you feel when i do my intro

00:01:32.159you're happy to see the video but you're

00:01:33.759also sad because it's not that fun

00:01:36.000and just an overall sense of fear for

00:01:39.280might happen okay i don't like this

00:01:41.600bionite i don't like feeling its

00:01:43.280emotions

00:01:44.079eat the bionite but it tastes like

00:01:47.119metal but somehow feels like chewing on

00:01:49.439a rag doll

00:01:50.479it takes about a minute of gagging and

00:01:52.479vomiting but you eventually finish

00:01:54.479do burp you burp

00:01:58.560i just wish there was someone there to

00:02:00.240to pat me on the back for it you pass

00:02:02.399out again

00:02:03.040wait when did i pass out initially oh

00:02:05.040yeah i forgot i woke up

00:02:07.280this is probably an endless loop it

00:02:09.039started with me waking the alley

00:02:10.720and it ends with me falling unconscious

00:02:12.400in the alley i've just probably been

00:02:13.599eating bionite for the past few days all

00:02:15.440right so i'm passed out have a dream

00:02:17.520about cyberpunk being bulk

00:02:20.959free and having lots of fun

00:02:24.959this is not a very good dream you wake

00:02:27.040up feeling refreshed

00:02:28.080you take the bandana off your head and

00:02:29.920have a look at it i'm wearing a bandana

00:02:31.840god i am a punk so that's where he gets

00:02:33.840the name punk man i see

00:02:35.280eat the benton that's just going to be

00:02:38.239eating everything

00:02:40.319oh my god this story tried to escalate

00:02:42.160because it was like this guy's just

00:02:43.280going to stand here eating things all

00:02:44.879day

00:02:45.200the next time you wake up you find

00:02:46.480yourself surrounded by a massive tiny

00:02:48.000black spiders you get out your gun and

00:02:49.519shoot them they're just normal spiders

00:02:51.120suddenly the mutant dog attacks

00:02:52.959east the mutant dog i will eat my way

00:02:56.720out of this just like i've eaten myself

00:02:58.400out of every other situation you feel

00:03:00.319the need to puke again

00:03:01.760simply hold the vomit in my mouth and i

00:03:03.920should be fine

00:03:04.800the dog me tastes very bad but somehow

00:03:07.280feels your stomach you feel as if you

00:03:09.040ate a brick you try to run away but the

00:03:11.280mutant dog jumps on top of you bites

00:03:13.280your throat i thought i ate him i

00:03:14.879thought i

00:03:15.599ate you this is starting to actually

00:03:17.920just feel like a story that i wrote

00:03:19.760this doesn't feel like ai you choked to

00:03:21.840death as your blood straight from your

00:03:23.120body yeah he didn't listen he didn't

00:03:24.560listen he didn't care about the fact

00:03:26.000that i thought i had eaten them what do

00:03:27.440you do

00:03:28.080i rise again is that gonna work i don't

00:03:32.239feel like that's gonna work you see a

00:03:33.840darkness hit you in the tunnel put your

00:03:35.280hands out in front of you suddenly you

00:03:36.640feel a large bright light and you lose

00:03:38.319consciousness

00:03:39.200wake up oh my god you wake up in the

00:03:41.760alley again still surrounded by small

00:03:43.519black spiders you take a deep breath and

00:03:45.120get up suddenly a group of mutants

00:03:46.799appear from the darkness

00:03:47.840my person has the ultimate plot hammer

00:03:49.840like he should have died like 17 times

00:03:51.920all right there's only one way out of

00:03:53.599this eating

00:03:55.599but not in the way that you think eat

00:03:57.680myself that'll show them

00:03:59.439you cannot kill me if i've already eaten

00:04:01.439myself

00:04:02.879i say hey how you doing mind-blowingly

00:04:05.519good

00:04:05.920you stare the mass of spiders and before

00:04:08.319your eyes they begin to move consuming

00:04:09.920the black

00:04:10.480substance that was covering them you no

00:04:11.920longer feel hungry wait what i don't

00:04:13.760feel hungry because i hate myself or am

00:04:15.360i still alive all right let's try

00:04:17.199editing the overall story the spiders

00:04:19.759form an arrow that points to a sign

00:04:21.759saying all you can eat diner

00:04:23.759what will the ai make of that you enter

00:04:26.000the diner and take a look around

00:04:27.520suddenly a huge massive black

00:04:29.199substance why is it all this huge

00:04:31.840instance of black something or other

00:04:33.440flies in the air and it hits the glass

00:04:35.199window of the diner

00:04:36.400punk man calls his brother al

00:04:41.280i don't know i find that funny it's just

00:04:43.360one it's called punk man and the others

00:04:44.960just al who is

00:04:46.160a window repair guy to come

00:04:49.840fix the window it's all making sense now

00:04:52.479the story is really starting to form a

00:04:54.479waitress

00:04:55.120who's also a mutant and just the diner

00:04:57.360approaches you you order a cup of coffee

00:04:59.360and some pancakes

00:05:00.639thanks can i guess the same for my

00:05:04.080brother al i really want al to make an

00:05:06.320appearance who will be here

00:05:08.320soon the waitress nods and goes outside

00:05:11.680while you wait for your order you notice

00:05:13.360the plate of pancakes and the glass of

00:05:14.720orange juice

00:05:15.280is sitting on the counter suddenly you

00:05:16.800feel the urge to vomit vomit

00:05:18.880quickly and eat the vomit before

00:05:22.320the waitress gets back i want to be

00:05:24.479embarrassed now do i you vomit on the

00:05:26.320floor and eat the pancakes because

00:05:27.680they're still very hot

00:05:29.039that's not what i said to do a man

00:05:31.039wearing a gas mask and a white suit

00:05:33.440just a diner oh hello al now

00:05:36.560you can fix that window it's so funny

00:05:39.600because it's just like oh yeah

00:05:41.199big mass of black spiders just smashed

00:05:44.080the window and then moving on i made you

00:05:46.160pancakes and juice

00:05:47.840it just disregards that whole thing

00:05:49.919which i love because that's how i would

00:05:51.520write

00:05:52.000alby gets to work out the window

00:05:55.120i forced that person into being al al

00:05:58.000begins to work in the window and a small

00:05:59.600furry creature leaps through the window

00:06:01.039and bites al's left

00:06:02.400arm argue he screams waking you up

00:06:05.759even though i was asleep why am i asleep

00:06:07.759during all of this why did i go to sleep

00:06:09.520as he was fixing the window i'm still

00:06:11.039waiting on my order the waitress is

00:06:12.479coming back and i just vomited on the

00:06:14.000floor

00:06:14.639i've had a bad day i'm gonna give al a

00:06:17.360lot of freedom here because if you

00:06:19.120notice

00:06:19.759al looks very similar to a.i

00:06:24.240you see that

00:06:32.960one step ahead what do you say

00:06:36.720i just wake up from my death snap and go

00:06:39.759the man looks at you smoke begins to

00:06:41.440come out of the gas mask where are the

00:06:43.120others he asks your monotone voice i ate

00:06:45.360them you respond

00:06:46.639dead no they are still kicking

00:06:51.120all right i'm gonna try and be very

00:06:52.319direct here hey al

00:06:54.240my brother who why do i keep spelling at

00:06:57.440my boar through

00:06:58.319my brother who is fixing the window

00:07:01.360remember when we built that tree house

00:07:04.800el nods and the man on chains you i was

00:07:07.120chained

00:07:08.000this is a weird restaurant lead the way

00:07:10.479you take the chain off your neck and

00:07:12.160lead the mutant dog outside the mutant

00:07:14.240dog follows you as you enter the tree

00:07:16.000house eat the dog like i don't

00:07:18.400understand where he keeps coming from oh

00:07:20.080no i just said him i just said it i said

00:07:22.080eat the dog

00:07:23.120let me know is my plan years stands up

00:07:25.599as the mutant dog approach

00:07:26.720who is gears are they talking about al

00:07:28.880al do you sometimes

00:07:30.160go by the name gears al nods and says we

00:07:33.039used to work in a factory getting metal

00:07:34.800parts for

00:07:35.599suddenly the dog jumps in your chain and

00:07:37.599devours al why is there so much eating

00:07:40.000here what do you say

00:07:41.280easy come easy go i wonder him doing the

00:07:44.639story but it just doesn't want him to be

00:07:46.400in it

00:07:46.879you get on your knees and pet the dog

00:07:48.879good dog you say

00:07:50.160let's see if we can get out of this i

00:07:51.759don't even know what we're in fix

00:07:53.360the window for free before

00:07:57.280the waitress gets back

00:08:00.560you fix the window for free before the

00:08:02.240waitress gets back you walk over to the

00:08:04.080diner and notice the waitress pulling up

00:08:06.000outside you quickly sprint outside

00:08:08.720and climb through the broken window what

00:08:10.639so i was inside fixing the window

00:08:12.800then i walked over to the diner which i

00:08:14.720was already in and the waitress was

00:08:16.400pulling up even though she was

00:08:18.160just gone outside for a minute anyway

00:08:20.319and then i sprinted outside

00:08:22.400you know i was only outside and i

00:08:24.160climbed back in

00:08:25.440through the window what do you do

00:08:27.280on the floor honestly i don't know what

00:08:29.120to do anymore

00:08:30.879cyber punk man or whatever his name is

00:08:33.360is just a confused individual

00:08:35.120was your friend of the dog she asks the

00:08:38.159dog

00:08:38.560ate my friend if that's what you're

00:08:40.080asking we don't serve

00:08:41.599humans here what if you look at the

00:08:43.839waitress confused well that's finnick

00:08:45.680you need to clean the floor or get a new

00:08:47.440waiter if you want your food served the

00:08:49.680side of sarcasm

00:08:51.040say i didn't on the floor that was

00:08:54.560al who is

00:08:57.680now dead she literally just saw him

00:09:00.640doing it

00:09:01.360like no that was al she looks at you

00:09:03.120with pity are you new here or something

00:09:05.120she says you will have to get used to

00:09:06.560the smell

00:09:07.200or get out of the diner before before

00:09:09.600what and are you saying get used to the

00:09:11.279smell that he created or what

00:09:13.040what are we talking about here before

00:09:14.800you piss me off too much i'll tell you

00:09:16.320later okay the waitress turns to go back

00:09:18.399into the diner

00:09:20.480before i punch you in the face that is i

00:09:22.640don't know what that means

00:09:23.760punch the waitress in the face

00:09:26.800striking first if she's threatening me

00:09:30.160i'm

00:09:30.480i'm going to strike first i want the

00:09:31.920upper hand she threatened me all right

00:09:34.000the waitress turns around and you punch

00:09:35.760her in the face

00:09:37.040knocking her to the ground she looks up

00:09:38.560at you with anger is she dead a small

00:09:40.480voice says

00:09:41.440punkman turns to see the small

00:09:45.360voice belonged to a

00:09:49.120large version of

00:09:52.200stuart's little just

00:09:55.360writing as i'm making it up he's a

00:09:57.760mutant you say

00:09:59.120it's what they do that doesn't make

00:10:01.279sense he asked

00:10:02.640is she dead i'm not immuned yes you are

00:10:05.279no i'm not

00:10:06.079you just wet yourself wait who is saying

00:10:08.720that hold on

00:10:09.519he's a mutant you say it's what they do

00:10:11.360then stuart little says i'm not a mutant

00:10:13.440i say yes you are stuart little says no

00:10:15.519i'm not

00:10:16.320i say you just wet yourself search the

00:10:19.200ground

00:10:20.560for rodent droppings

00:10:24.079there you go that'll prove my point wait

00:10:26.640i can edit it

00:10:27.600so he said if you must know sir i am

00:10:30.320ursa minor

00:10:31.360the mouse mutant you're a mutant i

00:10:33.680thought i was just accusing him of being

00:10:35.279a mutant so i can edit this to

00:10:37.360i am stuart little to the mouse mutant

00:10:41.920and instead of saying you're a mutant

00:10:43.680i'll say i knew it

00:10:45.519say i loved you in stuart

00:10:48.880little to the search

00:10:52.320for stuart little

00:10:55.760i i don't know i don't was there even a

00:10:57.680stuart a little too

00:10:59.519you say i loved you in stuart little too

00:11:01.600the search for stuart little

00:11:02.880you loved me in stewart little too he's

00:11:04.800joking sir who said that

00:11:06.480you take the joke less well than stuart

00:11:08.399little did jumping up and kicking you in

00:11:10.399the face

00:11:11.120what hold on a second that's such a

00:11:13.120confusing sentence okay

00:11:14.480he's joking sir who said that me or

00:11:18.800i take the joke less well than stuart

00:11:21.279little did

00:11:21.920jumping up and kicking you in the face

00:11:23.120did i kick myself in the face or

00:11:25.120stewart little after kicking me in the

00:11:26.480face and if so i took it less well than

00:11:28.480him so what am i gonna do

00:11:29.920i don't know if there's any other way

00:11:31.440out of this other than eating stuart

00:11:33.040little you eat stewart little

00:11:34.720this joke's too much for the handle you

00:11:36.480kick him in the face and he's killed

00:11:38.079instantly

00:11:40.399what's that he's the dead body of

00:11:43.920stuart little i didn't imagine i'd be

00:11:46.160saying that today i've never eaten a man

00:11:47.920before you think is you bite into stuart

00:11:49.680little splash

00:11:50.639the flesh tastes like chicken it's not

00:11:52.639the best meal you've ever had but it's

00:11:54.399not that bad i'm just gonna

00:11:56.000copy stuart little because i i'm saying

00:11:58.399this a lot so i'm just gonna copy that

00:12:00.399all right go to stuart little's parents

00:12:02.320to confess your stomach feels weird

00:12:04.240after eating stewart little you wake up

00:12:06.000and find yourself back in your room

00:12:07.440it's now nighttime and your stomach is

00:12:09.040wrapped in bandages

00:12:10.639stuart little begins clawing at your

00:12:12.320stomach from the inside

00:12:13.920trying to find and escape this is

00:12:16.880turning into a vector horror all of a

00:12:18.639sudden

00:12:19.200his story is just wild it's twisting and

00:12:21.760turning

00:12:22.320you panic and run outside as fast as you

00:12:24.160can with stuart little trying to escape

00:12:25.920inside you

00:12:26.720you find an old dirty shack run aside

00:12:28.639and collapse on the floor

00:12:29.760help a talking box of rat poison

00:12:33.120emerges from the shadows he says

00:12:36.240i've been waiting for you al sent me we

00:12:38.639all knew al would pop up in the story

00:12:40.399again didn't we well i didn't i don't

00:12:42.000think any of us did i don't think any of

00:12:43.519us know where this is going you're a spy

00:12:46.000no i'm not i work for mr mullen he wants

00:12:49.120you dead do you want me to kill him

00:12:50.639what's the difference

00:12:51.680the difference is if you kill him maul

00:12:53.600will bring stuart little back from the

00:12:55.279dead right now the only thing stopping

00:12:57.120him from world domination is my

00:12:58.720stomach ling i meant to be lying

00:13:01.839there we go there we go find an answer

00:13:04.480for that your stomach

00:13:06.720only put in quote the start of it not

00:13:08.560the end it's just trying to figure out

00:13:10.079what's going on

00:13:10.959stuart little finally rips apart your

00:13:13.040stomach emerging even bigger than before

00:13:15.279sporting some nike airs and a yee ass

00:13:17.680haircut that matches his six-pack

00:13:20.000he's he's the boss i think he's the big

00:13:22.480villain actually i i know we're setting

00:13:24.560up maul here well the ai is trying to

00:13:26.639put maul mr mall

00:13:28.079as the big boss but not stuart little

00:13:30.240the mutant mentioning

00:13:31.600nike airs and teeth i'm so out of here

00:13:34.320he says

00:13:35.200grabbing away the shirt collar and

00:13:36.560shoving you at the door wait so who was

00:13:38.639in there oh

00:13:39.920let's say you know i need to go back

00:13:41.600here a little bit where's the rat poison

00:13:43.839wait this is actually good the rat

00:13:45.680poison is killed

00:13:47.199and eaten by stuart little i mean i left

00:13:50.160like i got shoved out the door so

00:13:51.839they're in there together wait the rat

00:13:53.600poison's killed and eaten by stuart

00:13:55.120little's parents

00:13:56.160hours later beginning to think stuart

00:13:58.240little is plot armor too

00:13:59.680all right well i i got to have some sort

00:14:02.240of consequences for them doing that

00:14:04.000stuart little's parents die

00:14:05.519saying now he's a zombie with mohawk and

00:14:08.160a talking rat

00:14:09.440i'm dead this isn't the most advanced

00:14:12.639they are but i feel somewhat responsible

00:14:15.040i feel like if i was anyway coherent

00:14:18.160this story might make sense you dance to

00:14:20.320orange justice stuart little's parents

00:14:22.160are dead and he is your enemy

00:14:23.760you realize you now have a small step

00:14:25.360towards world domination

00:14:27.040you decide that the best way to get back

00:14:28.800at stuart is to go see his parents

00:14:31.440you take a deep breath and knock at the

00:14:33.279door stuart little opens the door

00:14:35.600a handkerchief rubbing his eyes thank

00:14:37.600you so much for coming he says his

00:14:39.120emotions to the two coffins in the

00:14:41.120living room

00:14:41.760i like how it started this way you

00:14:43.760decided the best way to get back in

00:14:45.279stuart little is to go see his parents

00:14:47.279and then he's like thanking me you know

00:14:49.040solemnly he's a bad person

00:14:51.040are they talking about me are they

00:14:52.480becoming aware i wish he wasn't

00:14:54.399he says sadly a tear running down his

00:14:56.480cheek stuart little begins to sing happy

00:14:58.639birthday as in his culture that is what

00:15:00.560you sing at funerals

00:15:01.920sorry i can't sing stuart little and his

00:15:04.320parents die

00:15:05.199you rule the world

00:15:09.120and i deserve it i fall so hard for that

00:15:11.440what do you do

00:15:12.720eat the world i mean if it's mine i can

00:15:15.120do what i want with it

00:15:16.399maul finds his last wish coming true he

00:15:18.800gives you a key to the wine cellar and

00:15:20.560tells you to have fun but i ate the

00:15:22.160world

00:15:22.959you open the cellar revealing a

00:15:24.399moonshine shack you find the shack empty

00:15:26.399you head back to the mansion to see if

00:15:28.000anyone is there but the mansion is empty

00:15:29.920all the servants have vanished

00:15:31.839maybe they're the ones giving stuart

00:15:33.680little moonshine

00:15:35.120stuart little was a renowned moonshine

00:15:36.880peddler out west but he hasn't been

00:15:38.399heard of in minutes his name

00:15:40.160sends shivers down your spine i hope his

00:15:42.480family finds out what happened i'll have

00:15:44.160to give a speech about it you eat your

00:15:45.920last

00:15:46.399rat and set the world on fire bye world

00:15:49.600what happens next the world

00:15:52.880burns i guess i don't know i mean i

00:15:56.000apparently sat it on fire

00:15:57.519it burns to ash fade out to black

00:16:01.120to that cool fallout 3 song

00:16:05.519the fire one

00:16:08.560i'm sure that i know so i'm talking

00:16:10.320about the end

00:16:13.040i gotta put in a question mark you know

00:16:15.199i'm pretty sure the world ended like

00:16:16.480three times in that story the ai doesn't

00:16:18.480know what to say

00:16:20.480i've won i don't think that was the

00:16:22.240point but i've won all right let's try a

00:16:24.240new story right pick a setting will we

00:16:26.560go with

00:16:27.120halloween haunted it's the middle of the

00:16:29.600night and you were sitting in your room

00:16:31.040playing an online text adventure oh

00:16:32.959spooky a shiver runs down your spine as

00:16:35.519you read these words

00:16:36.800stuart little no that's not what it says

00:16:38.959but you keep playing

00:16:40.160all of a sudden you hear a sound come

00:16:41.600from your kitchen you stop and listen

00:16:43.120straining to hear

00:16:44.240a chill starts to creep over you but you

00:16:46.240try to brush the feeling aside as you

00:16:47.759reassure yourself that

00:16:49.199it's just your mind playing tricks on

00:16:50.800you as you return to your game though

00:16:52.639you see something move out of the corner

00:16:54.000of your eye which causes you to jump

00:16:56.240you turn to your right and see a large

00:16:58.000black figure sitting in a chair

00:17:00.079the game ends as your heart skips a beat

00:17:01.920and you scream who's there you whimpers

00:17:03.839you cover your mouth

00:17:04.799all right watch stuart little two to

00:17:06.559keep your mind off things

00:17:08.000stuart little too you answer as the

00:17:09.679figure gets up out of his chair

00:17:11.199heads for the kitchen what i thought

00:17:14.400i asked him who's there i'm gonna ask

00:17:16.640him who he is again

00:17:17.600he must not have heard me the situation

00:17:19.280just got really awkward i'm the baddie

00:17:21.360he answers

00:17:22.720this deep voice hardly giving any

00:17:24.160indication of zeus i want to scare you

00:17:26.319why do you want to scare me i feel like

00:17:28.319i'm i'm actually talking to the ai

00:17:30.240directly here and what it's trying to do

00:17:32.000because he turns and looks at you he

00:17:34.080wears a red long sleeve shirt black

00:17:36.000pants and red cloth around his head

00:17:37.520making the sides stick up

00:17:38.960you know you're kind of attractive i

00:17:42.000just will not know what to say his eye

00:17:44.799quirks as he sticks out his tongue

00:17:46.559you should get checked up by a doctor

00:17:48.480because you really disgusting habits he

00:17:50.320laughs and points to the stairs

00:17:52.080yep stairs are sure disgusting

00:17:57.440we have so much in common so

00:18:00.799he asks so i'm fine he looks at you for

00:18:03.440a second longer now he starts to twitch

00:18:05.280then he turns around and leaves the room

00:18:07.120would you like some eye drops

00:18:08.799baddie and batty yeah my name is

00:18:12.720you find the bottle on your table and

00:18:14.320slowly open it just a little

00:18:15.919you turn around and give it to him but

00:18:17.360he's gone wait hold on a second

00:18:19.120you say where did you go you stand up

00:18:21.520and walk towards the staircase

00:18:23.120stuart you yell but he doesn't reply stu

00:18:26.240you stop as you notice his red shirt

00:18:28.160hanging from the banisters

00:18:29.760why is it stuart little again i said

00:18:31.440watch stuart little too i didn't say it

00:18:33.200should be stuart little

00:18:34.880say stuart are you getting naked again

00:18:40.320it doesn't allow that okay get rid of

00:18:42.000that all right how about just saying

00:18:43.440stuart you forgot your shirt

00:18:45.360i like how i was trying to force the

00:18:47.679name al on that person earlier

00:18:49.760and it just wasn't happening and then i

00:18:52.000said i'm watching stuart little too and

00:18:53.520they just named the character stuart

00:18:55.039little

00:18:55.440you walk down the stairs and grab it but

00:18:56.960when you turn around the ghost is gone

00:18:58.640he was a ghost you shrug and put it on

00:19:00.799then decide to go out playing snow oh i

00:19:02.640got his jacket that is so cute

00:19:04.480summon stuart little by building a

00:19:07.760snowman

00:19:08.720of him you grab some snow and start to

00:19:10.480build a snowman but decide against it

00:19:12.400do fine without the added embellishments

00:19:14.640what say

00:19:15.520i should go get my driver's license at

00:19:17.600this point i don't know who's making

00:19:19.039less sense the ai or me

00:19:20.720it's probably me actually i'm probably

00:19:22.559making less sense you head to the door

00:19:24.320and look down the street i thought i was

00:19:25.760already outside how am i

00:19:27.200not outside if i was playing with the

00:19:28.400snow your eyes light up on a postcard

00:19:30.880stand you buy one for your mom who's

00:19:32.480working

00:19:33.120today okay right i have your son send

00:19:35.520money if you want him to live on the

00:19:36.880postcard you put the postcard in your

00:19:39.039pocket and walk back home on the way you

00:19:40.799think of various ways to scare your mom

00:19:42.640you have an idea

00:19:43.600call your mom and pretend you are stuart

00:19:45.440little and you have been

00:19:46.960kidnapped just to make it even more

00:19:48.799scary hello the woman asks all right

00:19:51.120i'll just copy and paste it i guess

00:19:53.039i'm stuart little and i've kidnapped

00:19:54.799your son oh no i

00:19:56.559changed it so it says you am now i'm

00:19:58.960accusing her of being stuart a little

00:20:00.720she screams and falls off the chair

00:20:02.159you've got to be kidding me the post

00:20:03.760office she asks

00:20:04.880get in the car now youtube man wait i

00:20:06.640thought i was on the phone to her and i

00:20:08.159don't understand why are we the post

00:20:09.840office

00:20:10.240get me 100 so you will never see your

00:20:12.480son again mom

00:20:13.760i like how i just outed myself as being

00:20:15.840me in that sentence

00:20:17.520she tells you to drive slowly she'll be

00:20:19.280right behind you you pull

00:20:20.720up to a gas station she gets out are you

00:20:22.720freaking kidding me

00:20:23.760get in the car what is she getting my

00:20:25.600car now point the gun at your mom's feet

00:20:27.679i don't even know if i have a gun but i

00:20:29.360i do now i'm just shoehorning that into

00:20:31.760the story

00:20:32.480she gets back in the car and you drive

00:20:34.159to her apartment when she gets out you

00:20:35.840drive to a police station and park then

00:20:37.600get out of the car

00:20:38.480now get inside you demand wait i'm

00:20:40.559telling her to go into the police

00:20:42.000station

00:20:42.480pranked you it was all a joke i think i

00:20:44.559should say that now before she rats on

00:20:46.480me to the police

00:20:47.280speaking of rats should i bring up

00:20:48.480stuart little that's it get inside you

00:20:50.880say boy do they come

00:20:52.000at her wait no that's when it was

00:20:53.440supposed to end she opens the door and

00:20:55.360gets to the passenger side

00:20:56.640how many times do i want to threaten her

00:20:58.080to get in the car you walk her into the

00:20:59.919driver's seat and take off down the road

00:21:01.760the car takes flight and before long

00:21:03.520we're at hogwarts

00:21:05.120you take your mother's hand and lead her

00:21:06.880into the castle this is me quarters sir

00:21:09.120you say

00:21:09.760my name is not sir it's mom she responds

00:21:13.280mom goes to the sorting house what

00:21:15.600charms me she asks

00:21:17.200aloot you reply play wonder wall on the

00:21:19.679loot you play the loot and a magic

00:21:21.679circle appears which your mom goes

00:21:23.280inside and finds your father

00:21:25.039now mom you understand rearrange the

00:21:27.360name lord voldemort and you get

00:21:29.520father i don't know what kind of game

00:21:31.520you think this is but we are not playing

00:21:33.200your twisted game your dad says

00:21:35.120there is no game this is my son and he

00:21:37.280will listen to me

00:21:38.640dad kills mom with a vaticandabra this

00:21:40.880all started as a prank

00:21:42.240and a postcard it's time to die boy he

00:21:44.880said oh you're turning on me now

00:21:46.400you fire a killing curse at your dad but

00:21:48.640it rebounded off him

00:21:49.919you say it's over father i have the high

00:21:52.320ground are they still in the magic

00:21:54.000circle your dad laughs and charges you

00:21:56.240you dodge his charge and trip away your

00:21:58.080foot this is reading like bit life now

00:21:59.760he falls on the ground and use the time

00:22:01.520to cast a leg lock

00:22:02.799dude pull off his mask i'm just like

00:22:05.360again just forcing this in there he's

00:22:07.200wearing a mask it's like an episode of

00:22:08.640scooby-doo all of a sudden

00:22:10.000a muggle he exclaims your dad tries to

00:22:12.320rip off your head but you hold on

00:22:14.159kicking him off your body

00:22:15.760you fool what are you doing here he

00:22:17.520screams i'm looking for food

00:22:19.520me hungry he's trying to charge you

00:22:22.000again

00:22:22.880but this time you backflip out of the

00:22:24.400way nobody can hear you the walls are

00:22:26.159too thick you say

00:22:27.520he tries to punch you but fails he's

00:22:30.000just falling over himself at this point

00:22:31.919i'm just gonna say the spell of at a

00:22:33.679cadaver and just see does it work i i

00:22:35.440know it's like a forbidden spell and all

00:22:37.039this but i want to see does the game

00:22:38.400understand he manages to hit you with an

00:22:40.559extremely powerful spell and you fall to

00:22:43.039the ground you take a deep breath

00:22:44.559as your heart beats one last time no no

00:22:46.720no no

00:22:47.919hold on i manage to hit dad

00:22:51.039and he falls to the ground dad

00:22:54.880takes a deep breath as his heart beats

00:22:58.480one last time yeah there we go this one

00:23:00.559is for mom

00:23:01.360i don't know why because i was like

00:23:03.919pranking her and i just trapped her in

00:23:05.600the magic circle apparently

00:23:07.120we've kind of forgotten about her you

00:23:08.720walk up to your dad and hold your dagger

00:23:10.400to his throat one second they're casting

00:23:12.320spells at each other the other times

00:23:13.679they're charging now

00:23:14.720they've got the daggers tell me what

00:23:16.320this is

00:23:17.840what is this thing tell me i can't

00:23:19.919figure it out okay my person

00:23:22.000caught his throat anyway it's over say

00:23:24.000come on mom

00:23:25.200let's go home you walk out of the room

00:23:27.280and enter another it looks like a

00:23:28.480bedroom you walk inside and see a crib

00:23:30.320you walk over to look at the bundle in

00:23:31.840the crib

00:23:32.480steal the baby oh no a famished look

00:23:35.840appears on your face as soon as i said

00:23:37.600steal the baby you look around for a

00:23:39.200place to hide the baby

00:23:40.480hide the big why am i hiding it hide the

00:23:42.559baby in the chimney

00:23:45.039there there you go hopefully no one

00:23:47.120lights a fire tonight it is cold you

00:23:49.200pick up the baby and walk outside you

00:23:51.120step into the flu while dad is still

00:23:52.960calling for you hey where are you going

00:23:54.559my baby he asks i

00:23:56.080wha i thought you were dead let me just

00:23:57.440confront him you're supposed to be dead

00:23:59.760he tells you to wait and runs into

00:24:01.120another room

00:24:01.919dan walks back into the room with a

00:24:03.440shotgun east the baby

00:24:05.120and the shotgun there we go then he

00:24:08.000can't be mad well he can be but he can't

00:24:09.760do anything about it

00:24:10.720you eat babies you have to to survive

00:24:13.039everyone knows that you eat the baby in

00:24:14.880the shotgun you walk down the steps into

00:24:16.559the living room you look around and find

00:24:18.000a suitable spot to hide the body you're

00:24:19.840buried behind the chimney once done

00:24:21.919you start thinking about your next move

00:24:23.919watch stuart little too it's the only

00:24:25.840thing i can do to calm me down

00:24:27.360you walk back into your room and sit

00:24:28.559down and watch the movie you are very

00:24:29.919startled by a cold breeze hitting your

00:24:31.679face

00:24:32.159stuart little please stop blowing air in

00:24:34.000my face he always comes back

00:24:36.000he just keeps coming back in the story i

00:24:38.320can't believe this story started with me

00:24:40.480in my living room watching stuart little

00:24:42.000two as a dark figure sat in the corner

00:24:44.240like what happened to baddie you look

00:24:45.919over to the doorway and see a shadowy

00:24:47.760figure

00:24:48.159it looks like your dad but his face has

00:24:49.760been turned into a skull his eyes

00:24:51.360replaced with hundreds of small holes

00:24:53.440who are you he does not reply but

00:24:55.200instead stares at you with his

00:24:56.640blank white eye the other eye is red and

00:24:58.640covered by a patch a pirate

00:25:00.480i would like to be your first mate he

00:25:02.880nods his head a pirate's life for me

00:25:06.080you quickly grab your loot and follow

00:25:07.760him out of the house you look back at

00:25:09.520the chandelier

00:25:10.720what is a chandlery a chandelier is

00:25:12.559where my dad works he makes

00:25:14.000stuff thanks for clarifying that you

00:25:15.919look at the ground and scan something

00:25:17.440that looks like a fishing rod in some

00:25:18.720line

00:25:19.120you know the cauldron is who's saying

00:25:20.799this is it the him now it's a type of

00:25:23.039fish

00:25:24.240i used to eat them when i was

00:25:28.000young a cauldron would be good my mom

00:25:30.320works at the chandelier stop bringing up

00:25:32.240the chandelier i don't know what it is

00:25:34.159so i don't know fishing will i just

00:25:37.279google it what is

00:25:38.159chandlery stupid ai made me feel stupid

00:25:41.520a supermarket for ships why do all my

00:25:44.400parents work here

00:25:45.600i mean i guess that makes sense why an

00:25:47.520apparent pirate

00:25:48.720showed up and then they know about

00:25:51.200fishing there

00:25:52.000ask him if he's the captain i am the

00:25:53.840ship oh my god this goes way up in the

00:25:56.880ladder

00:25:57.600i thought i was dealing with the captain

00:25:59.039you know the top but now we're dealing

00:26:00.640with the top top he's the ship himself

00:26:02.640and if his parents work at the chandlery

00:26:04.799that's where ships are made by the way

00:26:06.480does that mean he's a ship because his

00:26:09.520parents

00:26:10.080make ships and they made him oh my god

00:26:12.320this is getting deep what's your name

00:26:15.760oh my god i'm stuart little

00:26:20.720what happens next film stuart little

00:26:24.400three return of the stuart

00:26:27.440all right well that was over quickly

00:26:29.520he's like all right we need to get you a

00:26:30.880better name how about jack

00:26:32.159jack it is you're the new pirate captain

00:26:34.400jack sparrow so i'm the captain now

00:26:36.720i didn't even know what a chandelier he

00:26:38.159was scuttle

00:26:40.400the ship and that is him by the way so

00:26:42.640this is me trying to kill him

00:26:44.320you tell your crew to get a move on you

00:26:45.919don't have time to play around i have a

00:26:47.600crew

00:26:48.480i thought i scuttled the ship they're

00:26:49.840dragging a chest out of the water open

00:26:51.600the chest what is inside

00:26:53.039you open the chest and take out some

00:26:54.559rope what's that for dreyfus

00:26:56.640who's dreyfus it's a present for our new

00:26:59.520friend

00:27:00.559driver-sized wine

00:27:06.720how are we gonna hang someone or what

00:27:08.640hang the ship at least that's less dark

00:27:11.120but apparently the ship is sentient so

00:27:12.960it is a little dark you're too impatient

00:27:14.720to climb up the master you decide to

00:27:16.080just throw the noose over the side you

00:27:17.919stand on a barrel and reach out as far

00:27:19.520as you can

00:27:20.240what what is happening i don't know

00:27:22.240where this is going so i'm not gonna

00:27:23.679help i'm just gonna say may god have

00:27:25.600mercy on

00:27:26.960us all you can figure it out

00:27:30.000remember like five minutes ago when we

00:27:32.000were in hogwarts you grab the rope and

00:27:33.840wrap it around your arm you toss over

00:27:35.600the side of the ship and fall a good 10

00:27:37.600feet before the rope stops you

00:27:39.520i'm just gonna say ouch i'm not

00:27:41.520contributing to this i want to see

00:27:43.200you got yourself into this mess you're

00:27:44.559going to get yourself out of it what

00:27:45.760happens if the wind should change

00:27:47.279drive his ass from below we'll be here

00:27:48.960for a while oh my god

00:27:50.640what is happening i'm sick of this story

00:27:52.799the kraken appears and eats drivers

00:27:55.200just specifically just screwdrivers in

00:27:57.440particular you're watching horror as the

00:27:59.279tentacle beast spasms and grows

00:28:01.120several new tentacles each is long or

00:28:03.600longer than you are

00:28:04.880the beast continues to squirm

00:28:08.159and evolve and you slowly

00:28:11.919realize that he is

00:28:15.200becoming stuart little

00:28:19.440why is it all stuart little i haven't

00:28:21.840thought about stuart little for years

00:28:23.360and now this whole story is revolving

00:28:25.120around him

00:28:25.760stu little looks up at you with his

00:28:27.360large black eyes and shakes his head

00:28:29.520no no stuart little cannot believe his

00:28:33.279beady little eyes

00:28:34.480he breaks into a smile and starts to hop

00:28:36.799around okay i was going a different

00:28:38.480direction

00:28:39.840with that you say i will eat you stuart

00:28:42.240little stuart little bursts into tears

00:28:44.640and buries his face in his skeletal

00:28:46.799hands

00:28:47.840no please don't you walk over to the

00:28:50.320screen door

00:28:51.200out on the ship and look back at him

00:28:53.600frankly my dear

00:28:55.120i don't give a damn wow that is poetic

00:28:58.960you turn back around and walk out onto

00:29:01.200the porch you sit down in a wicker chair

00:29:03.200and sigh

00:29:03.840as the sun warms your skin story you die

00:29:07.120of old age

00:29:08.320that is poetic that is such a sad ending

00:29:11.200i like how it added before anything else

00:29:12.960happens

00:29:13.440it's just like just stop just don't add

00:29:15.360anything more onto this story it is

00:29:17.039perfect already

00:29:18.240the camera fades to black and the

00:29:20.080credits rolled

00:29:21.679enjoy the nightmares

00:29:24.880thank you very much for watching the

00:29:26.240video i appreciate as always if you want

00:29:28.000to see more ai dungeon let me know

00:29:29.840i'd be up for trying the other modes to

00:29:31.520see see what's there

00:29:32.880but thank you very much guys appreciate

00:29:34.559you and i hope to see you tomorrow bye

00:29:36.240for now