Borderlands 2 - 'A Meat Bicycle Built For Two' Krieg Story Trailer - Eurogamer

00:00:12.410I don't know the dead man probably

00:00:16.580didn't deserve what he got

00:00:20.170doesn't make it special though all kinds

00:00:23.630of people die out here the innocent and

00:00:26.960the not so innocent if I'm lucky he

00:00:30.890hasn't noticed me yet I want to warn him

00:00:35.360I want to tell him to run to hide to get

00:00:38.989out of sight so I won't have to kill him

00:00:42.430that's what I want to say what actually

00:00:47.660comes out of my mouth is the sardius

00:00:50.570meet by second Oh

00:00:58.510close enough this is me I'm ready for a

00:01:05.180spine Tingler yeah great

00:01:09.049hey remember back when we were saying

00:01:12.310she can taste the blood eh Ragnar

00:01:16.270guess not still can't hear me can you

00:01:19.539little voice in your head trying to

00:01:21.469remind you of a time when we could go

00:01:22.850hours days even without screaming about

00:01:25.850our desire to ride bicycles made of meat

00:01:39.829ouka she's armed with a male 1 SMG she's

00:01:43.950a vault hunter she's a siren warrior who

00:01:46.740could kill me with her brain what the

00:01:49.080hell is that a psycho she's the most

00:01:51.929beautiful woman I've ever seen

00:01:54.659tell her she's as gorgeous as a thousand

00:01:56.729sunsets tell her you need her help

00:01:59.399tell her to rescue you and care for you

00:02:01.920and whatever you do do not scream the

00:02:04.679word poop at the top of your lungs I'm

00:02:07.590the conductor of the poop train it's

00:02:13.319over idiot you're gonna die here no the

00:02:16.080last words out of your mouth full of

00:02:17.790been train

00:02:20.050oh great now the rats are arriving salt

00:02:40.210all the wounds later but right now if

00:02:42.250you don't listen to me she's gonna die

00:02:44.110and it's gonna be your fault I'm gonna

00:03:11.290put my pain into your soul

00:03:43.209now tell her thank you tell her that

00:03:46.069because of her we might actually one day

00:03:48.379be able to act like a normal person

00:03:50.480again like powdered my cockatiel for the

00:03:55.519rib cage slaughter close enough