QUALITY GAMEPLAY / Bayonetta 2 / Part 1

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00:00:03.120best game of all time what game has such

00:00:10.740amazing gameplay a story so deep and

00:00:15.299complex that few people can actually

00:00:17.640understand it I'm talking of course

00:00:20.849about bayonetta but anyone who plays it

00:00:23.310for the story or the gameplay it's

00:00:25.289clearly lying I think this is gonna be

00:00:28.619an awesome let's play it's been a while

00:00:31.109since we did an older game this is a

00:00:33.060game that I'm really really excited

00:00:34.410about I can't wait to play this and

00:00:36.500hopefully by the end of it March 10 will

00:00:38.700still stay with me I should warn you

00:00:41.220though

00:00:41.640don't flag this video please the game is

00:00:44.340very confusing and start but I think

00:00:46.140once we get going it'll be very very

00:00:48.540interesting

00:00:49.440daily let's play so if you enjoy well

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00:00:53.610appreciate it it helps out a lot and

00:00:55.050here you go all right fine

00:00:57.870get closer yeah [ __ ] purple let's get

00:01:01.290right into the boobs in a universe of

00:01:05.280light and dark where perception is

00:01:07.020reality where is the ass and the titties

00:01:10.969what is the Sailor Moon so I don't know

00:01:13.499anything about the stories I'm gonna try

00:01:14.999my best to oh my god [ __ ] the story geo

00:01:17.369Oh gets better this is the greatest

00:01:19.920story of all time oh my god it never

00:01:21.689ends what the [ __ ] is that

00:01:23.429that was a [ __ ] cow bulge oh my god

00:01:25.710edit that out I'm sorry knows too much

00:01:27.950Jesus Christ I did not expect that oh my

00:01:34.049god I get to play it right away yeah I

00:01:36.869love win the game suit oh my god I'm

00:01:38.520naked best game oh there's a story going

00:01:41.310on the background a struggle caused the

00:01:43.409Trinity of realities to be I could not

00:01:45.450care less honestly I'm sorry I just

00:01:48.190crimson ass I don't know what's going on

00:01:50.830but I love it and this is the greatest

00:01:53.590game of all time Jesus Christ what the

00:01:56.050[ __ ] how can the Wii U perform holy [ __ ]

00:01:59.740nice ass shot I appreciate that thank

00:02:02.080you very much okay

00:02:03.970and now the game turned into a mecca of

00:02:09.670course Oh what the [ __ ] is going on

00:02:12.790[ __ ] flying [ __ ] look at this I don't

00:02:17.470know oh my god [ __ ] happens all the time

00:02:19.420how can you keep up with this Jesus what

00:02:23.620this book is that a [ __ ] umbrella

00:02:26.800I guess just play an umbrella awesome

00:02:31.230Bayonetta do something she did it oh my

00:02:36.280god more sexy ladies [ __ ] yes it's the

00:02:41.470most Japanese sound effect of all oh my

00:02:43.570god sage cheeky oh my god she's British

00:02:48.490that's hot as balls myself please don't

00:02:51.430leave me oh my god

00:02:59.159we're gonna scratch your beautiful face

00:03:01.239I think God oh that's a great shot oh my

00:03:08.019god who is it what oh I wish my eyes

00:03:13.930could do that can we do that effect was

00:03:16.900I cool thank you pressing day okay it

00:03:20.319takes place in 2016 that's cool

00:03:22.540of course he puts on the monocle and

00:03:25.560that gives him strength so question is

00:03:30.430just go with it you know that's the

00:03:32.500first rule of Bayonetta movie oh my god

00:03:37.359what the [ __ ] it's good hahaha that guy

00:03:40.750literally look like a pig you can tell

00:03:42.400this game is Japanese just by looking at

00:03:44.049the style or maybe this giant Sega logo

00:03:47.560should be kind of a giveaway Nintendo as

00:03:50.169well what the hell is this guy oh my god

00:03:53.169hey there she is you know what I need

00:03:57.549some heels without guns you don't mind

00:04:00.340if we make a quick stop do you do you

00:04:02.470know what day's coming up here I was

00:04:04.659shopping

00:04:05.379- real business then you show up and

00:04:08.109turn me into a damn quarter

00:04:09.729seriously Bayonetta you still haven't

00:04:12.250paid me back for the car hey whoa down

00:04:15.280is this any way to speak to an old

00:04:17.620friend I love her accent besides I did

00:04:20.739that job food if it's right dad do I

00:04:24.520really have to tell everyone how you

00:04:25.990grabbed onto my legs sobbing like a

00:04:28.210schoolboy

00:04:29.250I'd do that I'd volunteer hey this is

00:04:34.080why I can't have good things you some

00:04:36.570piece of work you know that you weren't

00:04:38.520already lined up to go to inferno

00:04:40.110oh my well on your way with all the [ __ ]

00:04:42.210you pull dressing up like a nun do so

00:04:44.940you could off some angels and kick the

00:04:46.800underworld happy hey I'm talking to you

00:04:50.510son a lot of math to [ __ ] if it's better

00:04:53.190getting tormented for eternity whatever

00:04:55.710circle with infernal you witches go cool

00:04:58.410that's not how you walk by the way the

00:05:00.750body

00:05:02.040forget about it oh hey what the [ __ ] you

00:05:12.570wasting your time trying to send some

00:05:14.070schmutz off to the afterlife for long

00:05:16.950done and done hey let's go home hey wait

00:05:21.180a sec it I ain't done here how is he

00:05:23.850carrying all those magazines before I'm

00:05:26.100gonna be the biggest month in the city

00:05:28.560it's making me anxious as [ __ ] who came

00:05:30.330to fetch my damn real funny I know

00:05:33.300better than to tell you a damn thing

00:05:35.090I'll never hear the [ __ ]

00:05:39.370[Music]

00:05:41.089oh my god Jason

00:05:54.020of course she caught all of them no

00:05:56.090problem you always know how to make an

00:05:58.520entrance job and they just throw them

00:06:00.020rare sight to see you in the city just

00:06:02.479heard something oh my

00:06:04.130cereza you haven't felt anything strange

00:06:06.770recently

00:06:07.639oh my god I think their periods are

00:06:08.810synced I still haven't quite figured out

00:06:11.270how a broke fumbling wiseguy managed to

00:06:14.300turn himself into a semi respectable

00:06:16.520family

00:06:17.919forget up forget a baddie Serratia [ __ ]

00:06:23.000you're about as sweet as my Nonna's

00:06:25.069grandpa I know that

00:06:26.599so which with amnesia goes around

00:06:29.090calling herself a weapon and it turns

00:06:31.430out she really got stuck with a kid's

00:06:33.139nickname that shit's rich I tell you

00:06:36.380when at a kid's knee our friends in

00:06:38.840Paradiso are far too quiet I'm sure

00:06:41.360you've noticed mm-hmm now make out

00:06:45.259please

00:06:46.039but they aren't the only ones pray tell

00:06:50.090our friends down south seem to be a bit

00:06:52.759upset as well they're definitely talking

00:06:54.440about their vaginas I'm sorry oh you saw

00:06:58.970this shadow today city police have

00:07:02.599closed off roads to prepare for the

00:07:04.340Macedon lots of merrymakers expected to

00:07:06.680take in this year's festivities set to

00:07:08.780be headlined by olive oil from the

00:07:10.460military's aerial acrobatics

00:07:12.200[Music]

00:07:22.400oh [ __ ] the Platinum star that what crap

00:07:27.530we need to hurry up and get Ed and

00:07:29.330Edna's presents I'm gonna get it

00:07:32.410I've got so elegant

00:07:35.450we'll talk later I'll see you back home

00:07:37.760they both have British X get to pick up

00:07:39.590the things for the party

00:07:42.250why are they in New York I don't

00:07:44.540understand I have so many questions

00:07:48.999oh my god so Japan why couldn't she just

00:07:53.860drive off

00:07:57.820okay what's up with the Jets what's the

00:08:05.120matter with you what's the matter a jet

00:08:08.510I want a toy jet you know the kind with

00:08:12.290wings lies in the sky no I'm not buying

00:08:16.160any damned angels yellow blue I don't

00:08:20.450care what color they are I learned my

00:08:22.250lesson with those bastards you hear me

00:08:24.230just normal damn jet please

00:08:28.690what is his monologue nothings flying in

00:08:32.560the air right now

00:08:33.820the guy's just thinking what the [ __ ]

00:08:35.320I'm not paid for this this guy's my

00:08:37.000mentor what

00:08:48.720he got his gentle right

00:08:52.050oh my god jimena I try to avoid doing

00:08:56.250this in my Sunday best oh [ __ ]

00:09:01.020this [ __ ] is kick it

00:09:03.030oh and now it's lice

00:09:07.630[Music]

00:09:09.060we're steering it I don't understand

00:09:16.480oh my god it's just like the Sailor Moon

00:09:18.220thing it's just like the Sailor Moon

00:09:21.520thing

00:09:22.630oh my god

00:09:25.650oh my god Jesus Oh

00:09:40.650[Music]

00:09:42.389best game of all time Oh

00:09:50.990I can't I can't played it I can oh it

00:09:58.850keeps happening

00:10:03.180I'm crying it's so beautiful

00:10:21.580[Music]

00:10:29.860oh my god yes

00:10:32.700[Music]

00:10:38.500I don't know I'm not even playing and

00:10:41.980I'm totally fine with it

00:10:43.390that was the best cutscene of my life

00:10:45.330I'm gonna regret this video I know it it

00:10:48.970plays beautifully I'm [ __ ] love it

00:10:51.460just punch it see ya butterfly wings

00:10:54.450yeah [ __ ] off wow oh my god

00:11:00.160I love the music

00:11:07.869this is why I never bought it safe

00:11:11.119did it crack did it crack somewhere all

00:11:12.649that damn it the guns bro damn it gosh

00:11:18.429damn it cat oh my god what is happening

00:11:21.019rattle turn oh my god

00:11:23.149holiday cheer oh it's that ro who I

00:11:27.529think it is so what you mom

00:11:30.679oh my god yes it's black Santa he takes

00:11:35.480the kids presents instead of [ __ ]

00:11:39.439there was some funny I'm sorry

00:11:47.970[ __ ] bad-ass how did he start the car

00:11:51.470forget about it

00:11:57.450he drives the boss

00:12:01.150but why not

00:12:05.120santa claus got his new gun [ __ ] yeah

00:12:08.910oh she's gonna do the transform again

00:12:12.089please ah damn it

00:12:18.100she got [ __ ] runs under heels oh my

00:12:21.280god [ __ ] yes that's literally my face of

00:12:27.790playing this entire game

00:12:39.670feudal you would have fun oh my god this

00:12:45.050game is ridiculous

00:12:46.100I [ __ ] mama oh alright I can be nutty

00:12:50.660Oh

00:12:51.410I'm naked and okay so I use my clothes

00:12:55.600to perform attacks chief genius only

00:13:00.140Japan would Google back wouldn't they oh

00:13:02.240here we go bye bye [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah

00:13:07.640never been this happy in my life I'm not

00:13:09.620joking this is like literally Christmas

00:13:11.900for me that's a kid

00:13:15.350oh my god

00:13:17.400[ __ ] yeah

00:13:19.550it's so [ __ ] bad-ass Jesus

00:13:23.590oh she's back

00:13:26.490I don't know how to keep up with this

00:13:27.810it's so much [ __ ] happening all the

00:13:29.670[ __ ] time

00:13:33.820of course the dragon would wait awaiting

00:13:36.040that even come from I know I'm not good

00:13:37.870at the game but I'll get better all

00:13:39.850right don't worry about Oh slap that ass

00:13:42.360torture attack Oh slap that ass oh yeah

00:13:46.990slap that face oh yes

00:13:51.640get in there slap that ass yeah that's

00:13:54.760right and then booty that's what I'm

00:13:57.130talking about

00:13:57.820they keep coming

00:14:01.070what is that Oh God what just happened

00:14:04.970oh [ __ ] we go now we're going down Jesus

00:14:09.080I got a jump ok

00:14:14.510butterfly jam badass oh we got a silver

00:14:20.390that was [ __ ] beautiful

00:14:21.950ok Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Jesus

00:14:26.660Christ Jesus great I got it gonna end

00:14:32.660the first part there if we keep this

00:14:34.250going I would really appreciate your

00:14:36.050support if you leave a comment and I'm

00:14:38.120like let me know if you want more I

00:14:39.590would love to play more of this

00:14:41.330it's a [ __ ] blast this is so my type

00:14:43.940of game and hopefully further along we

00:14:47.870get into the story and all that stuff so

00:14:49.250let me know if you want more I like I

00:14:50.840said I would love to do it and I'll make

00:14:52.730the episodes longer as we go I like to

00:14:54.860start off the first one a little shorter

00:14:56.540that's it for me for now though thank

00:14:58.370you so much for watching I hope you

00:14:59.630enjoyed and as always stay awesome rest

00:15:02.930oh my god oh my god coming down

00:15:09.290I totally read

00:15:14.120Oh God

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