ACTUALLY KINDA EPIC?! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
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00:00:00.080hello everybody my name is markiplier
00:00:01.680and i'm back with another round of
00:00:03.040totally accurate battle simulator mostly
00:00:05.120just because there's a lot of stuff oh
00:00:06.960there's more levels actually oh
00:00:09.760cool
00:00:11.120spooky
00:00:12.160spooky one spooky two spooky one
00:00:14.880i like spooky spooky's real fun
00:00:18.480spooky's really fun but there's no need
00:00:20.640for this to be ah maybe we'll keep it
00:00:22.240spooky i kind of like it'll be a little
00:00:24.080spooky
00:00:25.119nothing wrong with a little oh wait this
00:00:26.560is exactly the same map that i had
00:00:28.160before
00:00:29.840damn it we gotta go spooky too on this
00:00:32.800also there's custom content units
00:00:37.280i can make a new unit wait whoa wait a
00:00:39.840minute whoa turn off the spooky i can
00:00:41.760make a new unit
00:00:44.640base is a stiffy
00:00:46.559a halfling okay halfling gotta be the
00:00:48.800halfling okay weapons okay two-handed
00:00:52.320whoa
00:00:58.239okay explosive death definitely that's a
00:01:01.120number one okay he's got freaking
00:01:03.920amazing
00:01:05.600dodge
00:01:06.640he's got the super boxer punch you know
00:01:09.280it baby and then he's got
00:01:12.479just the s
00:01:14.080the
00:01:15.040hurricane slash
00:01:18.000and uh god like projectile block
00:01:22.400god like dark biscuits
00:01:25.200is the dark peasants i love this oh he's
00:01:27.920gotta have the minotaur charge oh you
00:01:31.119know he's got that all right let's test
00:01:32.720him out
00:01:33.600whoa
00:01:38.880my guy my guy my god oh my god let's
00:01:42.399give him some clothes
00:01:45.119head you know it okay torso you know it
00:01:49.040okay
00:01:50.079legs
00:01:53.200you know it um feet
00:01:57.759you know it stats okay we're gonna give
00:02:00.079them just
00:02:02.159this guy's a [ __ ] god and he's we're
00:02:05.119gonna make him the smallest the largest
00:02:07.520halfling
00:02:10.000how big
00:02:11.360how big can you go he's too big okay
00:02:13.920that he's he's he's freaking huge and
00:02:16.879trembling
00:02:19.360okay unit weight
00:02:21.280very heavy
00:02:23.120way too fast attack speed is
00:02:26.480astronomical
00:02:28.640damage is undeniable uh let's test them
00:02:32.080out
00:02:35.440oh my what is that what are you
00:02:40.959oh my god
00:02:42.400i think he's limited by his tiny boxing
00:02:44.720glove i don't know why it's so tiny
00:02:48.959you know i think i think we uh i think
00:02:50.640we uh lost the plot a little bit by
00:02:52.879making him
00:02:54.160a giant i think he needs to stay
00:02:56.239halfling or else you know it it don't it
00:02:58.239won't make sense
00:02:59.920oh man
00:03:01.280undeniable
00:03:03.120undeniable oh undeniable
00:03:06.720undeniable
00:03:12.120[Music]
00:03:18.640okay anyway let's uh let's let's get out
00:03:21.040of here oh this is what we're here for
00:03:22.879we're here to try out some of these uh
00:03:25.040other things that i have not had a
00:03:26.720chance to try yet let's do spooky two
00:03:29.280and keep it nice and spooky in here oh
00:03:32.319yeah this is better so where were we
00:03:34.560snake archer what is this supposed to be
00:03:39.519besides the obvious
00:03:42.239i mean
00:03:44.239hi guys
00:03:48.560i don't know what i was expecting go
00:03:51.120fire your snakes oh they keep going
00:03:55.519all right so that wasn't nearly as
00:03:56.879exciting as i thought it'd be
00:03:58.840zeus all right
00:04:03.040it's okay
00:04:05.360all right well that makes sense red zeus
00:04:08.000is getting his ass kicked damn here
00:04:10.480comes
00:04:12.080bam
00:04:13.360all right whatever
00:04:14.799boring we need to get out of here we
00:04:16.720need to get to the good stuff head
00:04:18.400butters
00:04:19.840head butters
00:04:22.079head butters
00:04:26.120[Music]
00:04:30.240you're doing great guys oh
00:04:32.320nice
00:04:33.199okay but not really why we're here and
00:04:36.000we need to get kind of going
00:04:39.040on the intensity here where did you go
00:04:44.720hello
00:04:48.000whoa did you see that dodge holy crap
00:04:51.840damn these oh never mind they're dead
00:04:54.880all right boring let's get these guys
00:04:57.360out of here what i need to see let's get
00:04:59.440this spooky out i can't see anything
00:05:02.000monkey king dragon
00:05:05.520that's not a real giant
00:05:07.360uh-huh
00:05:09.280okay
00:05:10.880all right i'm getting out of the spooky
00:05:12.240all right let's do
00:05:13.680painter
00:05:15.360painter
00:05:16.880painter
00:05:18.000painter
00:05:19.540[Music]
00:05:28.240god damn get out of here get out of here
00:05:31.199balloon archer
00:05:32.639okay
00:05:34.800i'm ready
00:05:36.800nice almost you almost had it
00:05:40.320and you didn't know okay you could
00:05:42.160actually hit your target
00:05:44.320any day now
00:05:48.100[Music]
00:05:50.840uh okay
00:05:58.160well that was less fun more deadly i
00:06:00.639like it though all right come on this is
00:06:02.400get we need some more here
00:06:09.680what happened
00:06:11.520okay
00:06:14.880god it's so quick
00:06:30.490[Music]
00:06:41.520oh my god
00:06:42.880sorry that was just very funny for some
00:06:44.639reason i have no idea why
00:06:46.880ah wow those are amazing
00:06:50.080okay well good luck fighting each other
00:06:52.000i don't even know if they're gonna
00:06:53.039penetrate the armor
00:06:55.680oh you gotta hit the dude inside
00:06:58.080well that's gonna be a little oh never
00:06:59.440mind all right clear them renaissance
00:07:01.840boring blunderbuss
00:07:03.759i like the sound of that
00:07:07.919holy [ __ ] are you okay you had a barrel
00:07:11.440all right any day now
00:07:15.120it's not
00:07:16.890[Music]
00:07:18.400goddamn i thought he was down
00:07:25.759freaking [ __ ]
00:07:31.599every time you think you got it
00:07:36.400are they doing anything oh
00:07:39.840finally
00:07:42.479damn okay good that was
00:07:45.919i mean that was pretty incredible all
00:07:47.919right let's go with this guy
00:07:50.560uh well that was much more impactful oh
00:07:52.879they're not dead well don't get in the
00:07:54.400way of again
00:07:55.680okay
00:07:56.879jesus
00:07:59.120all right watch out buddy
00:08:03.680okay cannon's a little overpowered how
00:08:05.520about a captain versus a pirate queen
00:08:10.400cheap shot stab
00:08:13.360good slash across the buttocks oh i
00:08:15.360tried to go for a shot but couldn't
00:08:16.879quite tell the difference between pirate
00:08:18.560queen of the ground wow
00:08:20.400spinning uh ninja kick right to the
00:08:22.879groin
00:08:24.080since the cabin tumbling but also very
00:08:26.080boring okay what about spooky oh
00:08:28.560candlehead
00:08:30.000love it
00:08:34.479okay
00:08:35.839i'm not sure what you're doing
00:08:38.080what did you do
00:08:40.640ectoplasmic goo i don't know sword
00:08:42.959caster
00:08:45.200sword cast
00:08:48.560oh my god
00:08:49.839oh my god
00:08:53.279oh my god it's incredible
00:08:55.279wow
00:08:56.240oh double kill oh pumpkin catapult ooh
00:08:59.120that's pretty fun
00:09:02.460[Laughter]
00:09:07.040i'm sorry that was amazing all right
00:09:10.160wild west dot cactus yep
00:09:22.399all right good enough
00:09:24.320minor
00:09:25.680dynamite thrower
00:09:27.360gun slinger
00:09:28.880last year
00:09:30.480dead eye
00:09:31.920quick
00:09:34.839draw they're taken care of
00:09:38.800who
00:09:39.680did that to them
00:09:52.160what did you just say to me
00:09:57.360get him
00:09:58.320get him get him
00:10:00.080oh you got him let's see good
00:10:03.120devout gauntlet
00:10:07.920what what happened i missed it i blunked
00:10:14.320damn nice my dude divine arbiter
00:10:18.720sacred
00:10:20.640chrono answer
00:10:25.519oh my god you okay there
00:10:28.640oh what are you doing
00:10:30.720what did you just do
00:10:34.000that's less hilarious and more just bad
00:10:35.839ass
00:10:39.360oh god damn nice shot
00:10:41.760okay good well that was nice very well
00:10:44.320done evil shadow anchor exiled sentinel
00:10:48.320mad mechanic
00:10:49.680void cultist tempest lich death bringer
00:10:53.279and void monarch
00:11:11.120damn
00:11:13.120damn that's cool secret how do you
00:11:15.760unlock the secret characters more
00:11:17.760factions whoa
00:11:20.000interesting okay how do you unlock the
00:11:21.680secret characters that's what i want to
00:11:23.440know
00:11:35.920okay so what i need to do is apparently
00:11:38.320to unlock the secret characters you have
00:11:40.160to go to the map that has
00:11:43.120the weapon that they use and then you
00:11:45.680need to look at it for like five seconds
00:11:48.000or something so
00:11:50.160dude man uh here you you just
00:11:53.040duke it out for a bit i need to go look
00:11:55.040at a tree because apparently there's a
00:11:57.440tree here that is specific or something
00:12:00.880like that oh what about this
00:12:04.380[Laughter]
00:12:07.920boom
00:12:09.200oh executioner oh that's cool oh oh
00:12:11.839that's the treat
00:12:17.680bam
00:12:18.880yes that's exactly what i was hoping for
00:12:21.360okay but now you guys are boned because
00:12:23.360i'm gonna throw some freaking tree
00:12:25.200giants at you okay so the scenario is
00:12:28.320the tree giants
00:12:30.000were really sick
00:12:31.920of uh all these stupid humies
00:12:35.760coming in
00:12:37.040and uh stealing all their trees
00:12:39.519basically
00:12:40.959where's someone with an axe well i guess
00:12:43.519the executioner no no no peasants
00:12:48.120[Music]
00:12:54.720okay i'm thinking numbers must mean
00:12:56.560something here that's a lot of numbers
00:12:59.279never mind they are all dead now
00:13:02.800my god
00:13:04.560i got oh my god
00:13:06.399hold on have mercy
00:13:08.720have mercy
00:13:12.000have mercy please
00:13:13.510[Music]
00:13:16.639oops um oh
00:13:18.560hey smart
00:13:20.639very smart they'll never get you there
00:13:23.920oh you're gonna be totally fine
00:13:26.160no all right so that that didn't go so
00:13:28.560good for them what they need
00:13:32.240many guns
00:13:33.680see giants are no match for guns
00:13:38.079we all know this oh take our weaponry
00:13:42.160oh take them
00:13:45.040no match for guns
00:13:48.560you stupid giants
00:13:53.760never stood a chance this'll do it all
00:13:56.480right let's do it
00:14:00.839oh they really can do nothing when it
00:14:03.360comes to distance and closing that they
00:14:05.040can do nothing all right i'm gonna do
00:14:07.360something nutso
00:14:09.040we're gonna pit an epic battle of good
00:14:11.040versus evil
00:14:23.519all right now the evil
00:14:26.320shadow walker exiled sentinel
00:14:29.279mad mechanic deathbringer
00:14:38.800okay
00:14:39.760epic battle between good and evil place
00:14:41.839your bets on who's gonna win at this
00:14:43.279point
00:14:46.639oh hell yeah
00:14:48.480oh hell yeah
00:14:58.880mom
00:15:09.940[Music]
00:15:13.199i think good drown stevil i think good
00:15:16.079trounced them not by a huge margin but
00:15:19.360uh for those of you who bet the good was
00:15:20.959gonna win congratulations you sure did
00:15:23.120it let's give some more uh void monarchs
00:15:27.199to see if this evens it out
00:15:39.279damn
00:15:41.380[Music]
00:15:46.800oh my god
00:15:50.959this is actually amazing you know when i
00:15:52.800first played this game many years ago i
00:15:54.399was like ah man this game is always just
00:15:55.920gonna be dopey goofy fun this is
00:15:58.480freaking awesome
00:16:00.079this is amazing
00:16:01.600this is incredible this is actually a
00:16:04.000battle simulator they somehow
00:16:05.920accidentally made a real battle
00:16:07.600simulator out of this
00:16:09.120okay it's down to the final few forces
00:16:11.600this is one dude versus that dude
00:16:13.759oh oh you alright bud oh not so good
00:16:18.000oh god oh god you got turned into a
00:16:20.399golden skeleton oh
00:16:22.880there's still a couple left
00:16:27.279never mind you're dead evil kind of
00:16:29.600blows
00:16:32.079it's that nuke from the paladins right
00:16:34.240right off the get-go they just blast
00:16:36.399them and then once uh once these guys go
00:16:38.720super saiyan it's kind of game over so i
00:16:40.720don't know what's going on with the uh
00:16:42.160the
00:16:44.399the mega units for the other team but
00:16:46.399man they are not pulling their weight
00:16:48.560that's dope as hell though that is
00:16:50.399amazing that is incredible
00:16:53.199what kind of like uh what kind of um
00:16:55.440custom
00:16:56.480things have been pre-made for some of
00:16:58.000these because i got campaigns here
00:17:00.320oh right i could actually play i forgot
00:17:04.319i could actually play this game
00:17:07.039and try to beat it in situations that
00:17:09.039actually demon
00:17:11.039alright the tree tribe i guess so i have
00:17:13.6003 000 right do i have to i feel like
00:17:17.280it's only fair if i match them in terms
00:17:20.559of their
00:17:21.600uh skill level so i'm just gonna
00:17:24.880spam spear throwers because i feel like
00:17:27.199it's tactically better go my dudes kick
00:17:29.760their ass
00:17:32.880they'll never get close to you
00:17:35.440oh well that's a problem you guys going
00:17:37.440to get your spears back or uh what so
00:17:39.440what's that what's that what's the deal
00:17:40.640here
00:17:42.320okay good good uh you might want to
00:17:44.160throw faster you might want to throw
00:17:46.400faster you might want to throw faster
00:17:49.679okay good you might want to throw faster
00:17:51.840okay good you might want to throw you
00:17:54.000might want to throw
00:18:00.559oh that was unfair that was incredibly
00:18:02.960unfair who's over here
00:18:04.480you alive
00:18:06.080you playing
00:18:07.440he's playing dead okay
00:18:10.960my guy i don't think it's working oh
00:18:13.200okay so there's a whole plethora of ooh
00:18:15.440of actual things that you could do hey
00:18:17.679look it's just a bunch of farmers
00:18:20.240well looks like they get the halfling
00:18:23.360rush they're never gonna stand a chance
00:18:26.559they're never gonna know what hit them
00:18:28.559the halflings are coming
00:18:30.640and you
00:18:34.160forgot that they're basically children
00:18:36.480but it seems to be working i think i'm
00:18:38.480winning
00:18:39.440i honestly think i'm winning maybe not
00:18:41.600maybe not maybe not maybe so maybe so
00:18:43.840maybe so get them grab their faces keep
00:18:47.280them in the balls
00:18:52.960oh my god it's down to the wire it's
00:18:55.200actually down to the last man
00:18:59.280with a kidney shot a liver shot whatever
00:19:02.400shot that is well done well done my dude
00:19:04.960anyway that is all for this episode i
00:19:06.960really don't have much time for any more
00:19:08.320so thank you everybody so much for
00:19:09.520watching if you want to see more of this
00:19:11.200oh my god what is that
00:19:13.600what is that if you want to see more of
00:19:15.360this let me know down in the comments
00:19:16.480below you can play this game for
00:19:17.840yourself link is in the description and
00:19:19.440if you get it remember
00:19:21.760i have a creator code
00:19:23.120m-a-r-k-i-p-l-i-e-yar
00:19:25.120you can try for yourself on the epic
00:19:26.400game store alright thank you and as
00:19:28.559always i will see you
00:19:30.480in the next video
00:19:32.000bye-bye
00:19:33.110[Music]