SUBNAUTICA IN SPACE! | Breathedge #1

00:00:01.230six okay now that I have your attention

00:00:03.360did I tell you guys about the

00:00:04.770jacksepticeye how did we get here live

00:00:06.270show comedy world tour critics are

00:00:08.309calling it the jacksepticeye how did we

00:00:10.170get here live show comedy world tour yo

00:00:12.480dawg i heard that the jacksepticeye how

00:00:15.240do we get here live show comedy walk

00:00:16.920tour is all sorts of whack huh well

00:00:20.279you're wrong dumbass the judge cept the

00:00:22.500guy how did we get here live show comedy

00:00:24.029world tour is being heralded as amazing

00:00:26.609hey guys

00:00:27.420jacksepticeye here from the

00:00:28.800jacksepticeye how do we get here live

00:00:30.330show comedy world tour we're going out

00:00:32.309on the road again specifically we are

00:00:33.930heading to Europe in like a week it's

00:00:36.210real soon we're going out in the road

00:00:37.739very very soon we're going to Amsterdam

00:00:39.450at the 21st and then for about 3 weeks

00:00:41.670we are touring all across Europe to as

00:00:44.730many places that we can actually get to

00:00:46.230it that sort of time for him it's really

00:00:47.610hard please understand look at all these

00:00:49.230places we are going to that have

00:00:50.700appeared on screen as if by magic Wow ok

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00:01:00.340good Wow you can go to such places as

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00:01:18.790jacksepticeye tour.com right now and

00:01:21.010there will be a list of all the places

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00:01:27.910the jacksepticeye how did we get here

00:01:29.950live show comedy world tour super

00:01:33.729awesome style I hate myself in the nose

00:01:36.910or did you ladies my name is

00:01:39.550jacksepticeye and welcome to I think

00:01:41.740it's breath edge but I keep pronouncing

00:01:44.260in his breath that whenever I see it but

00:01:47.760it's it's a game that I saw Robin was

00:01:50.979playing he suggested it to me and he

00:01:52.420said it was really really good and he

00:01:53.619enjoyed it a lot so I decided I play it

00:01:55.690for myself as well and it kinda looks

00:01:58.450like prey Dave the game that came out

00:02:00.759recently and it kind of has space

00:02:02.920elements to ignore this kind of stuff

00:02:04.270and little survival elements to it so it

00:02:05.950looks exactly like the type of game that

00:02:07.840I like playing but it's only early

00:02:09.310access so far as you can see in the

00:02:11.080bottom over here and I think there's

00:02:12.730only one chapter in it but it said that

00:02:14.140it was a funny game and I think Robin

00:02:15.640said it was funny as well so I like

00:02:17.050funny I like space put him together

00:02:19.080beautiful babies let's play this i'm

00:02:21.850playing a standard yes name of the game

00:02:24.250right yeah

00:02:26.950i want the name of the game to be brand

00:02:30.150hello pinup space oxygen lady she was

00:02:35.680cute that's my wife she she's waiting at

00:02:39.190home for me i'm up in space making the

00:02:40.960cheddar space cheddar that's what the

00:02:42.730moon's made out of plenty opening

00:02:45.220credits it's a chick now okay alright i

00:02:50.620see what we're in for from the creators

00:02:52.240of the matrix there's been no news

00:02:54.160lately it's like the start of 2200

00:02:59.470hordes some other games received like

00:03:01.540the star of Deadpool searching for this

00:03:03.610font took up half the development time

00:03:06.630director isn't needed here I like this

00:03:12.160you guys got some [ __ ] you guys got

00:03:14.290some comedy the red ruins suffer extreme

00:03:17.710is categorically against smoking which

00:03:19.480causes yes yes and ship no let him smoke

00:03:22.180you know what I want the authentic space

00:03:24.760experience I want to go up there into

00:03:26.290space and think that these robot people

00:03:30.100are smoking let them smoke away spit put

00:03:56.110on a defined expression spit in the face

00:03:58.000of this piece of iron

00:04:02.940can I Spit again oh god [ __ ] my head

00:04:06.940don't [ __ ] my head stop it [ __ ] spit

00:04:19.870again spitty was a lousy idea we agree

00:04:22.240you'd better tell your story first you

00:04:24.190can still have your defining you still

00:04:26.080have your defined expression I'm a spit

00:04:27.669all day take that robot Jesus

00:04:31.510oh stop hitting me if you keep hitting

00:04:44.790I'm gonna keep spitting man the game

00:04:48.700gives me the option I'm gonna just keep

00:04:49.990doing I know you're saying that same

00:04:51.220things over over my face my beautiful

00:04:53.740perfectly golden sculpted face I was

00:05:05.590spitting I got an achievement for

00:05:08.169joining the BDSM Club the sense for

00:05:10.930bondage domination sadism and masochism

00:05:15.000or violence I know it from afraid don't

00:05:21.820look up my kinky history okay alright

00:05:23.740Abbas just tell them let's get this show

00:05:25.600on the

00:05:25.900the year is 2073 somewhere on the

00:05:28.720outskirts of the universe the guardians

00:05:31.000of the galaxy were chasing famous okay

00:05:35.680hi interstellar liner unnamed your

00:05:41.020yogurt or some other garage ads could be

00:05:43.390here

00:05:44.970my interstellar liner

00:05:47.110don't let me leave Murph make me say

00:05:49.810Murph

00:05:50.440oh that's a man that's a chicken my

00:06:00.550lover

00:06:00.940we knew each other for lots of years we

00:06:03.730had a polyamorous relationship with this

00:06:05.680chicken three universe broccoli attack

00:06:09.250what the hell is this game oh we're

00:06:14.290going down chief oh that's bad Oh God

00:06:19.570we're being sucked like a $1 hooker okay

00:06:22.480now granddad my love Rose also my

00:06:26.560granddad was a lot worse than I thought

00:06:31.840it was and I'm over here making jokes

00:06:37.140turn around every now and then I get a

00:06:41.350little breakfast no only that you're

00:06:43.930never coming round turn around

00:06:56.700no like confirm oh I thought he could

00:07:00.760spin so I told him the wrong story and

00:07:03.340that's a played-out okay what what

00:07:04.900actually happened

00:07:08.620okay so far so chicken okay my wife is

00:07:14.480back hi

00:07:15.290you better not be sleeping with some

00:07:17.510broccoli back home okay I don't they say

00:07:19.910eat your greens but that doesn't mean

00:07:21.170eat that broccoli dick P DSM fan club

00:07:24.980achievement unlocked

00:07:26.680come on my face greetings a new wife now

00:07:34.610in guide to the world of space funerals

00:07:36.050before we start communicating further

00:07:37.400confirm that you were still able to read

00:07:38.720after the impact all right yes

00:07:42.230okay so acceleration sprint controllers

00:07:45.590down stabilization jump turn item

00:07:48.290flashlight fly you've gotten into a

00:07:53.420non-standard situation the Breathitt

00:07:55.070Coble funeral agency is proud of the

00:07:56.480compensable history death may cause the

00:07:58.580loss of its reputation Oh God we said

00:08:00.440stop the gap to stop the leakage you'll

00:08:02.120need an object without any holes oh okay

00:08:07.490but can I put the gum on the chicken

00:08:09.260making up any useful items you can stuff

00:08:10.850them in your bucket it's calling it no I

00:08:14.930don't have Bogut with the [ __ ]

00:08:16.580chicken convinces stick it in the

00:08:18.050chicken's ass there we go you deserve

00:08:21.290some words of encouragement space penis

00:08:25.510very spacesuit isn't designed for

00:08:27.530long-term use of persons or animals in

00:08:29.060outer space it is recommended to

00:08:30.350immediately call for help on the

00:08:31.400Interphone improve the spacesuit or

00:08:32.780become depressed what a depression

00:08:36.680please look it's September my wife is on

00:08:40.220this as well she's very famous back on

00:08:42.080earth moon a typical calendar with girls

00:08:44.930miss September see it really works out

00:08:47.690that my wife's name is September she's

00:08:49.940also a calendar girl they're her real

00:08:52.790name is September April March very

00:08:55.550fortunate grandpa loved and carefully

00:08:57.260collected such things I remember in my

00:08:58.550childhood grandpa would come in and say

00:09:00.170hey look at these titties alright what

00:09:01.760are we actually doing let's take this a

00:09:02.870little bit seriously that's my radio

00:09:06.020okay

00:09:06.800the waste disposal system is damaged and

00:09:08.510is operating in Reverse mode the toilet

00:09:10.130can suck objects flying past the shuttle

00:09:11.450when the takes are full okay

00:09:13.550so just my [ __ ] I'm gonna fix that I

00:09:15.980use Interphone

00:09:17.530hello come on you'll have to go into

00:09:20.600outer space

00:09:21.670okay home phone number okay that's my

00:09:26.150wife's phone number okay

00:09:27.410don't any of you take it down okay blank

00:09:29.120it out no Robin rewind it censor it home

00:09:33.500phone number

00:09:34.100can't have people call to my wife okay

00:09:36.790take back scratcher

00:09:39.940the memory processor in the kitchen

00:09:42.140where you can create this item using the

00:09:43.430necessary resources probably okay got a

00:09:46.850roll of fabric ah home those damn

00:09:50.180bananas continue kidnapping my goats

00:09:52.870that's a sentence I never ever thought I

00:09:55.340should have to say okay

00:09:56.720I'm just taking all these pictures just

00:09:58.070so the things go off screen that's a

00:09:59.420[ __ ] mean picture weird where did

00:10:02.330that one go in this [ __ ] one I can't

00:10:04.670even look at it whatever okay let's use

00:10:08.090the process a we're gonna make equipment

00:10:12.500I need a roll of fabric to lead paints

00:10:14.900and aluminum times for radiation suit

00:10:17.750okay resources roll of fabric objects

00:10:20.770tools okay a drill I need to refine

00:10:23.210metal a battery a thick electrical tape

00:10:25.340or a grabber and you refine metal

00:10:27.470battery wire aluminium I said aluminium

00:10:30.890before an aluminium this time my god I'm

00:10:33.200a European or am I saying an American

00:10:34.760make up your [ __ ] mind me okay check

00:10:40.400the antenna I find the infirm or get to

00:10:42.230press I found the Interphone okay no

00:10:43.940depression for me not today bad thoughts

00:10:46.160insert video tape I don't have a

00:10:47.960videotape I put my dick in it

00:10:50.420survivor guide on the survival haja oh

00:10:53.140okay now a videotape a video tap a

00:10:58.840oh wait videotapes adds breath to pee or

00:11:06.760not to pee this is weird

00:11:10.750okay can I turn you off space so

00:11:15.400dangerous so unpredictable you in space

00:11:19.960you can find yourself left at the most

00:11:21.460valuable equipment at the most

00:11:22.660inappropriate time Oh

00:11:24.020[Applause]

00:11:27.960tip number two try to keep always in

00:11:30.430thought let's race okay I can place okay

00:11:35.020I can go outside the spaceship then I

00:11:38.110can find space poo and pee on that open

00:11:41.350up my suit I'll die a freeze my willy

00:11:42.670off whoa oh and then you can take the

00:11:51.250peak you have a toilet right there why

00:11:53.650are you pissing all over everything

00:11:54.940let's head on out I want to go into this

00:11:57.760space a source of increased radiation is

00:12:00.520detected probably this is the central

00:12:02.110core of the liner be careful the

00:12:03.310radiation will kill you instantly in

00:12:04.570such a suit need a handy scrapper

00:12:06.970tonight

00:12:07.690can I put my grabber beat the [ __ ] out

00:12:09.760of things

00:12:11.139okay no I need a scrapper not a grabber

00:12:13.509those are two different things

00:12:15.279all right fair enough Oh God tape

00:12:22.420recorder you need a handy scrapper okay

00:12:23.949scrapper seems to be the thing to get

00:12:27.089how can I just stop you know Andy

00:12:30.489scrapper of course I do I am just gonna

00:12:32.649collect nonsense this is so cool-looking

00:12:35.429oxygen is not unlimited

00:12:37.119where's my oxygen level

00:12:40.610oh I even ate seconds Oh balls Aroo okay

00:12:45.110okay that's [ __ ] bad okay am I gonna

00:12:48.829die am I gonna die no I'm not I refuse

00:12:53.240[Music]

00:12:56.410that was a close call

00:12:58.309try to adjust the antenna there you've

00:12:59.869got great engineering skills you've

00:13:01.399broken the antenna completely oh you're

00:13:03.829still playing it all Oh Tom Tom Tom Tom

00:13:07.549Tom Tom dump dump dump dump refined

00:13:11.480metal yes very very useful it looks like

00:13:16.069this the great news

00:13:16.970using my ingenious 2 digit password

00:13:18.499matching algorithm I managed to hack the

00:13:19.939Interphone activation codes now all

00:13:21.470that's left is to build a cryptographic

00:13:22.369debugging station and reconfigure the

00:13:24.110Interphone using these codes which will

00:13:25.429take about five years with your current

00:13:26.689skills your blueprint battery oh cool

00:13:31.910all right so I can take stuff off the

00:13:33.589walls with my with my with my granny

00:13:35.899granny thanks for reminding me about my

00:13:41.689depression okay I get her a nutrition

00:13:46.129pack you wanted or I can get water yes I

00:13:50.629made the [ __ ] nutrition bag I might

00:13:52.879give you okay well I'm gonna need it

00:13:56.059eventually I guess but all right now oh

00:13:58.989wait I stopped it nutritious goo is in

00:14:03.350it well I'm gonna turn this nutritious

00:14:05.179goo into some [ __ ] nutritious poo let

00:14:08.389us drink some water

00:14:13.959nice ooh all right what else do I have

00:14:16.939to do now then the phone is broken

00:14:19.160what what's my what's my mission chief

00:14:20.600create a debugging station

00:14:28.329how do I do that cryptographic debugging

00:14:32.930session I need wire

00:14:35.019how do I make wire

00:14:37.600all right nice okay anything around here

00:14:44.149Thanks shut up

00:14:45.050excuse the crap out of me every single

00:14:46.820time wait judging by the primary

00:14:50.089analysis of the destruction most of the

00:14:51.470passengers of the liner ride this might

00:14:53.000be the biggest catastrophe in the

00:14:53.990history of astronautics the reasons were

00:14:55.519yet to be clarified what oh the freakin

00:14:58.070okay okay I get it yeah I'm heading back

00:15:02.930but there's bodies here place to save

00:15:06.829them place to bring them back to my kobe

00:15:09.139Hall

00:15:09.680I'm not alone after all I have friends

00:15:15.639what is this so John I'm bored radio

00:15:20.540speaker something any music right wait

00:15:22.610can I grab these dudes wanna bring them

00:15:25.370back to my spaceship and make a play

00:15:26.810place of boys I can't grab them yes yes

00:15:31.630come with me friend oh this is fun okay

00:15:37.339uh space

00:15:39.560the beautiful void okay you want to

00:15:42.110sleep on my bed all right you're my

00:15:43.790friend there you go ah nice and comfy

00:15:46.339cozy just what you belong okay let me

00:15:50.060just shove you right in there right in

00:15:52.040there that a boy yes that's my new best

00:15:55.370friend

00:15:56.410so put this okay I'll put my o a

00:16:01.490transfer not drop what my handy-dandy

00:16:04.660family photos in here my dog beer I'll

00:16:10.490keep the picture of my wife okay Hey

00:16:13.519okay get back up there you that's where

00:16:15.829you belong that's your bed now yeah just

00:16:17.740shut up

00:16:19.100come on buddy you're coming this way as

00:16:22.069well

00:16:23.640okay okay no no Reginald no okay ah

00:16:28.320look at my boy he's getting along okay

00:16:31.380getting a lot stop fighting

00:16:32.940right no you get in there you're gonna

00:16:36.329be hairy and Larry

00:16:37.380okay stay stay all right hurry okay I

00:16:40.649know you're burnin loins were gyrating

00:16:43.920for this man but hold on really okay

00:16:45.690okay beautiful like real people do okay

00:16:48.810and then you go in there nice everyone's

00:16:50.700relaxed and cozy I'm feeling better

00:16:52.769about myself anyway I feel like I

00:16:54.510finally have friends

00:16:55.350there's another one another friend hurry

00:16:58.200Larry and Barry they're not dead they're

00:17:00.450sleepy sleeping friends okay he's the

00:17:02.940worker man he's gonna stay there

00:17:04.439good job Barry okay Barry's had one too

00:17:06.990many alcohols okay he's a little cool

00:17:10.020tipsy right now there we go

00:17:12.809perfect perfect Thanks across everything

00:17:15.720he's super relaxed he's fine and Harry's

00:17:18.929leg is supposed to be like that that's

00:17:20.339the way he operates he's on a higher

00:17:21.900plane of existence right now space poo

00:17:25.220judging by the amount of joy around this

00:17:27.449is the debris of the liners public

00:17:28.590toilet Oh No Oh

00:17:34.230Rati the hamster he was killed oh god

00:17:38.040that's horrible

00:17:38.790you his stuff from the toilet cause it

00:17:41.820was too much [ __ ] coming out I proposed

00:17:44.220to called Hamid I'll put this toilet

00:17:45.570doesn't look like it made robot oh poor

00:17:49.410little Hammond he died doing what he

00:17:52.679loved being covered in [ __ ] he made

00:17:56.190yellowish water made from ordinary water

00:17:59.400by natural alkalization through the

00:18:01.590kidneys so it's piss I'm making an

00:18:07.440accelerator a complex device for

00:18:09.840outputting accumulated gases to

00:18:11.370accelerate the body in weightlessness

00:18:12.600and effective when used on a healthy

00:18:14.580stomach wait can I go faster now quick

00:18:21.270oh nice one thing getting o2 tank you

00:18:29.130can get a helmet and get all these

00:18:30.240things okay I need I need a second

00:18:32.280rubber I don't know where I get these

00:18:33.720things I don't know what

00:18:34.640more wire cuz I need to make wanna know

00:18:39.049one of these cryptographic debugging

00:18:42.799station most sophisticated okay so I

00:18:44.450need wire and I don't know how I get

00:18:46.610wire like a wire nice okay I know where

00:18:51.710to get wire now

00:18:52.400we're doing a [ __ ] beer oh okay now I

00:18:57.770understand where I get wire

00:18:59.120I thought wire might have but just been

00:19:02.000like a loose resource out in the open

00:19:03.920but no it's on the ends of all the

00:19:04.970cables which I mean to be fair in the

00:19:07.820games defense that is where wire would

00:19:10.160be I just didn't realize it would be so

00:19:13.549like literal about these types of things

00:19:15.790package a packet of melted honey ooh

00:19:18.710when eaten it won't smear hands feet or

00:19:21.919the environment neato

00:19:25.400oh I can build it yes I need one wire

00:19:29.990for that and nice okay so how do I use

00:19:36.320it bind to slot okay here's exactly what

00:19:41.210was on the blueprint then tried to

00:19:42.200reconfigure the receiver if you have any

00:19:43.760doubts concerning it that you'll

00:19:44.630eventually suffer an electric shock and

00:19:46.040that your space suit will automatically

00:19:47.179take your body measurements to order a

00:19:48.320coffin from our company thank you for

00:19:49.820choosing the global funeral agency okay

00:19:56.830this system looks like a debugging

00:19:59.179station thing cryptographic debugging

00:20:01.760station I put it in my one slot it comes

00:20:04.309out as this

00:20:09.310grandpa's mug the hell do we use this

00:20:17.270for I don't know what I'm doing

00:20:18.530debug the receiver okay hold on let me

00:20:22.100get my oxygen again so confused do that

00:20:28.060all right are we all going to be all

00:20:29.900health it up we sure are all right oh is

00:20:33.590this supposed to be a joke that the

00:20:34.820debugger is just a [ __ ] mallet that I

00:20:36.650have to beat the [ __ ] out of things with

00:20:37.910shuttle is still functioning with such

00:20:39.170damage oh it says it's the thing indoors

00:20:43.130right I'm so topsy-turvy what the hell

00:20:47.270is happening all right time to debug

00:20:56.730[Laughter]

00:20:59.920that's kind of fun okay call for help

00:21:02.930Mayday Mayday attention survivors the

00:21:06.650rescue shuttle hope was sent for you

00:21:08.870from the nearest evacuation route he was

00:21:10.490a rival time exceed your estimated

00:21:11.720lifespan by four thousand three hundred

00:21:13.250sixty nine years you need to get to the

00:21:15.350extraction point yourself getting past

00:21:16.670the radiation however it's impossible to

00:21:18.260do this with your current skills to

00:21:19.550increase your level you need to create

00:21:20.720some crap imposed by the developers hey

00:21:24.860man these are self-aware about it okay

00:21:27.200so I have to make now I've to create and

00:21:29.570put the crap imposed by the developers

00:21:31.070in your hands so we could tell you about

00:21:32.810a unique upgrade system in the game I

00:21:37.480still don't know what that is no I don't

00:21:41.150want to drop this

00:21:45.800are you gonna tell me what this thing is

00:21:49.310okay it's back indoors that makes sense

00:21:53.640oh maybe there's just a new item in this

00:21:54.960uh handy scrapper okay now we can

00:22:03.240actually start beating the crap out of

00:22:04.320things and making some progress objects

00:22:06.180what else did I get a crap imposed by

00:22:08.880this road it's actually just called the

00:22:10.320Hat actually some crap imposed by the

00:22:12.090developers I got a message from babe

00:22:15.390incredible survived one I see your

00:22:17.100avatar online hundred shots my babe let

00:22:21.630me talk my waifu able to determine the

00:22:23.340coordinates of the survivor

00:22:24.120communication only works on reception

00:22:25.740which gives a good reason not to respond

00:22:27.060and not to be distracted despite the

00:22:28.320objections of the hormonal system oh but

00:22:32.040I want to bow down any to refined

00:22:34.410methods of wire and stick electrical

00:22:35.880tape alright so now that I know where

00:22:38.220wire is I have to try and find out where

00:22:40.200rubber is all right I got my handy super

00:22:44.700wrapper I already had a handy scrapper

00:22:46.470it's called my [ __ ] hands okay ice

00:22:51.240ball

00:22:51.660no master oh yes

00:22:55.490[Music]

00:22:57.679sweet Jesus do you take a long time to

00:23:00.000break the durability of my thing is crap

00:23:05.030no come back come back

00:23:07.080no come back we're cool

00:23:10.169oh god is this part of it it's just

00:23:20.460[ __ ] ice I know

00:23:23.720[ __ ] me man why are you able to smash

00:23:26.460into things I really need to get used to

00:23:30.540using my stabilization because that's

00:23:32.010the thing that stops me from making a

00:23:33.660Hames of everything

00:23:35.809goddammit I've wasted all that your

00:23:37.590ability on my freakin thing for nothing

00:23:39.750I mean it's here somewhere my name is

00:23:42.750babe I'm very beautiful you saved me I

00:23:44.340beg I'm completely alone are you

00:23:46.980thinking ice that's not what I [ __ ]

00:23:50.429wanted something out there that leader

00:23:52.650has very sweet accent causing fatal

00:23:54.000errors in micro medical functions shut

00:23:56.429up alright there's a lot to take in

00:24:00.059there's a lot to look at oh man so

00:24:04.710tedious let's keep going back and forth

00:24:06.059all the time

00:24:06.690oh wait that's a gas booster what am i

00:24:11.370doing alright smash one of these again

00:24:17.990see it's just annoying because then it

00:24:20.400floats away from you so they the urge to

00:24:23.340just keep going towards it is really

00:24:25.500strong and then when it breaks it leaves

00:24:28.710you nothing but sadness and [ __ ]

00:24:31.440misery oh you undercarriage it's got

00:24:38.040some [ __ ] wire at least I want as he

00:24:39.960was in one of these cases break this

00:24:43.020thing open and see within it there must

00:24:44.220be some good resources in it there you

00:24:48.690go refined metal an oxygen candle a

00:24:50.610battery and some shear

00:24:52.430I know what I can do with shears some

00:24:56.390scissors yes indeedy

00:25:01.870what are you it was just ice cool ice

00:25:06.110ice baby stop screaming at me all the

00:25:10.790time it's well actually it's kind of

00:25:12.470nice because then I won't die so gonna

00:25:15.230die eventually but not today

00:25:18.080oxygen camera a bit of this a bit of

00:25:20.360that that's the voltage how do you are

00:25:22.730you still alive I cannot name my

00:25:25.340coordinates but there is debris here and

00:25:27.470there is debris on the left and you have

00:25:29.540to help I beg you quick fly me through

00:25:31.460the radiation way you can't inhale

00:25:34.880enough oxygen okay so this just gives me

00:25:36.23040 oxygen cool

00:25:38.270I got a condom in space no one can hear

00:25:44.750the condom break I got some metal I got

00:25:49.160some wire okay cool

00:25:50.930oh wait no that was rubber that's also

00:25:52.970actually very useful all right let's see

00:25:54.590if I can break one of these I know just

00:25:56.570give me give me a little bit no my thing

00:25:59.060is gonna break before this breaks god

00:26:03.080[ __ ] damnit man who the broke

00:26:09.590Alemany oh I am your God now all right

00:26:15.930get back indoors every day I am your God

00:26:19.470now that but I'm dying so hurry up

00:26:22.020time to make a grabber I have some

00:26:24.750shears now grabber shears all right so

00:26:29.010the shears can cut these things but I

00:26:32.190don't know if I want to do that in my

00:26:34.170spaceship or if I want to do it

00:26:36.180somewhere else I'm probably gonna do it

00:26:38.790somewhere else

00:26:39.420what is this I supply no I don't need an

00:26:41.429ice supply I need a nice supply you're

00:26:44.460getting confused I know English is hard

00:26:46.170and everything but [ __ ] off all right

00:26:48.980probably should have made a new scrapper

00:26:51.150before I headed out huh yeah that would

00:26:53.190have been a real smart idea on my part

00:26:54.900but you know what brain no work in the

00:26:57.690space he do I'm not listening to you

00:26:59.700anymore boobie Lady Mary what are you

00:27:02.790doing around who put you there who hurt

00:27:05.820you

00:27:06.150did you hurt him don't hurt Bartok he's

00:27:08.790a friend he's a bro

00:27:09.840okay no not in the ground I told you

00:27:13.309there we go breakdance and berries that

00:27:15.690they've always called him all right time

00:27:17.250to head out again

00:27:19.460I'll be back amigos keep the place dead

00:27:23.610until I get there oh my God look at that

00:27:25.590place there's so many floating people

00:27:29.929they're not spacemen though okay I don't

00:27:35.730really have time to like look around

00:27:36.929here I need to get back to my ship real

00:27:38.970quick I just need one more metal to make

00:27:41.429a scrapper so I can break things to get

00:27:43.050more metal

00:27:47.230an email around there's no matter round

00:27:52.080ah Frick a frack man alright heading

00:27:56.490back indoors make a drill now if I want

00:28:02.130same as grandpa had it worked on one

00:28:03.690battery although it would still work

00:28:05.010without able to make holes in things

00:28:06.870that shouldn't have holes don't know if

00:28:11.850I should use it yet ooh to refine metals

00:28:16.950and then I can make the crap imposed by

00:28:18.660the developers oh I need eight men let's

00:28:22.890do that okay so I need one metal to make

00:28:24.390a scrapper and then the scrapper can

00:28:25.830break up the other metal to get more

00:28:27.300metal to make the thing oh that is crap

00:28:31.080imposed by the developers isn't it oh it

00:28:33.930sure is

00:28:35.090alright let's just go out here and get

00:28:37.410some somewhere there has to be like one

00:28:39.690methyl floating somewhere this God

00:28:42.690forsake you forsake avoid force taken

00:28:47.240stake ah one metal boom got him daddy

00:28:53.370okay time to head back head back make

00:28:56.700the scrapper alright you know what I'm

00:28:59.550just gonna do it as I go I am low on

00:29:01.710health I'm not like 25% alright come in

00:29:04.950here get equipment tools scrap a a boom

00:29:14.610and then I've come back break up some

00:29:18.150metals to get eight get two refined

00:29:20.280metals then I can come back in here get

00:29:22.290the two refined metals and then make the

00:29:24.600crap imposed by the developers alright

00:29:26.340here we go

00:29:27.180handy dandy tasty lacy bring on the

00:29:30.120montage

00:29:34.850no I was out there for 14 years you

00:29:38.990never really you never really understand

00:29:41.940how much time goes past into montage

00:29:43.470until you're actually in the montage

00:29:44.760holy Christ

00:29:45.930okay reasons you're famous I'm gonna

00:29:49.980like a Big Mac or something I need one

00:29:55.230more metal oh god the montage is not

00:29:57.990over no I do want it go but I don't want

00:30:00.030to go back yeah god time in space or one

00:30:06.230really none can exist without the other

00:30:08.910it's all a construct I've seen all

00:30:12.960existence at once it's all pointless

00:30:16.160okay car cropland posed by the

00:30:18.840developers here we go what is it okay

00:30:29.880reach maximum level I can install it or

00:30:33.570hit myself fleet having traced your

00:30:35.400brains activity while you were working

00:30:36.630your brain was stimulated with small

00:30:37.920electrical charges to improve your

00:30:39.150engineering skills judging by the result

00:30:40.800it didn't work and cost a number of

00:30:42.030hallucinations however it was

00:30:43.410entertaining you still can't get past

00:30:44.910the radiation but I will mark the

00:30:46.080coordinates of the rescuers for useless

00:30:47.490motivation

00:30:56.510great it's literally just crap you hit

00:31:02.690yourself

00:31:03.320okay can I hit myself with it

00:31:06.490[Music]

00:31:17.480that's [ __ ] clever okay I ended up

00:31:20.630killing myself because I hit myself in

00:31:22.700the head with the crap way the

00:31:24.260developers too much but then you just go

00:31:26.780back in there like that couldn't have

00:31:27.980happened because you're here telling us

00:31:29.030the story that's clever game I like that

00:31:31.640it's kind of tales from the borderlands

00:31:32.929of jazz punky I like that hey Larry I

00:31:38.200thought you were too alive back in the

00:31:42.650pen okay it's it's no time to be our

00:31:44.450debate when you have zero-g on you right

00:31:47.840now all right

00:31:48.590okay so tada do I still have to crap

00:31:50.480with the developers did I make that

00:31:52.040what's my next mission create the crap

00:31:54.590imposed by the voters okay so I still

00:31:55.880need to make that I'll make that again

00:31:57.049next time because I am going to leave

00:31:59.120this episode here make that again next

00:32:01.400time and then not do anything we didn't

00:32:02.929go on to the next part of the journey

00:32:04.580instead of doing it again here now but I

00:32:07.130like this game a lot there's it's a lot

00:32:08.630of tedium there's a lot of just going

00:32:10.340back and forth all the time and I'm sure

00:32:12.799that it get better once I create a

00:32:14.179better oxygen tank and those kinds of

00:32:16.010things but it reminds me a lot of

00:32:17.330subnautica right now it's like

00:32:18.890subnautica mixed with prey mixed with

00:32:20.480jazzpunk and I like that a lot I like

00:32:22.429all three of those games so I really

00:32:24.020like this game so far but for you guys

00:32:25.700thanks so much for watching this episode

00:32:27.710you liked it punch that I put in the

00:32:30.919face who are your boys and plays a rope

00:32:35.330[Music]

00:32:36.780thank you guys don't sell your nose now

00:32:56.130I need to go eat some delicious goo

00:32:58.110because I'm [ __ ] starving