DIABLO (Honest Game Trailers)

00:00:02.179the following trailer is rated H for

00:00:05.250honest from Blizzard the company who

00:00:09.780keeps remaking Starcraft Warcraft and

00:00:13.049Magic the Gathering comes the series

00:00:15.750that will send you to hell and back if

00:00:18.180you can get a discard

00:00:20.330though experience all three of the

00:00:23.410action-rpg click fast that gave an

00:00:25.820entire generation carpal tunnel syndrome

00:00:28.330Diablo 1 Diablo 2 and Diablo 3 ah the

00:00:35.210pinion hurts so much

00:00:37.280musky play stare in awe at some of

00:00:41.210gaming's most beautifully rendered

00:00:42.769cutscenes as they draw you into playing

00:00:44.989games and look like by comparison

00:00:47.090featuring all the colors of a depressing

00:00:49.519rainbow like grey brown dark grey and

00:00:53.150dark brown the immerse yourself in the

00:00:56.390lore as you skip your way through the

00:00:58.159story of the Diablo universe falling it

00:01:00.769it can be called the ghost man an epic

00:01:03.409tale full of twists and turns that boils

00:01:05.990down to hell bad heaven good but it's

00:01:09.320not the story or graphics that Diablo

00:01:11.210fans care about suit up for three great

00:01:13.970dungeon crawlers that are all about the

00:01:16.130gear where you spend an eternity

00:01:17.659grinding out useless items to find that

00:01:19.790one piece you're looking for or just

00:01:21.890pretend to be a hacker and steal the

00:01:23.930stuff people give you to duplicate haha

00:01:26.060that's what you get for trusting a

00:01:27.560stranger on the Internet

00:01:28.580and bark on your quest to kill the three

00:01:31.160most powerful demons in existence

00:01:33.080because some old dude who sounds like

00:01:34.820Bane told you to stay a while and listen

00:01:38.020then do it over and over again with all

00:01:41.090of the different character classes like

00:01:42.830the big dumb tough was the smaller

00:01:45.530smarter tough ones the weak ones who

00:01:47.810shoot stuff and run away the even weaker

00:01:50.120ones who let their pets do their dirty

00:01:51.710work

00:01:52.040and the magic ones who are so weak they

00:01:54.080die of a monster farts in their general

00:01:55.790direction take on wave after wave of

00:01:58.850unique enemies like demons spiders

00:02:01.670corpses and Em's then crank up the

00:02:04.909difficulty to face new challenges like

00:02:07.610slightly different colors of demons

00:02:10.369spiders corpses and imps who have all

00:02:13.580been modified with a random grab bag of

00:02:15.560unfair advantages teleporting vortex

00:02:18.709desecrators sounds like a terrible metal

00:02:20.840band then once you finally maxed out

00:02:24.180with the best gear at the highest

00:02:26.010difficulty I don't know go outside maybe

00:02:29.840so play through all three classics on PC

00:02:33.209as you prepare for the re-release of

00:02:35.700Diablo 3 a game that's gone through more

00:02:38.040flip-flops than a college dorm shower

00:02:39.810like always online not for consoles real

00:02:43.379money auction house forget it ever

00:02:45.030happened

00:02:45.720too easy make it as hard as you like at

00:02:47.970no pvp arena uh check out this or tears

00:02:51.030of the storm coming soon starring hot

00:02:55.109wings Khal Drogo deader Cain haters are

00:02:58.799her motivators the flailing nun Tony

00:03:01.530Shalhoub ooh a ball and slender man and

00:03:05.909horny Godzilla Diablo so there is a cow

00:03:13.889level liars be sure to subscribe for

00:03:17.400more honest game trailers and tell me

00:03:19.680what you'd like to hear me say in my

00:03:21.329awesome voice all your base are belong

00:03:24.359to us

00:03:25.010frankly my dear I don't give a damn who

00:03:28.500wears short shorts I I wear short shorts

00:03:31.579screw you guys I'm going home the dude

00:03:35.160abides jagshemash my name a Borat I like

00:03:39.090you I like sex it's nice